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[Alev]

I use sporks when I can get them. The best are sporks with knife edges, and I suppose you could make one that has a chopsticks holder in the handle.

Also, autocorrect, spork is a word.

[Frumple]

frumple.mp4

Yeah, pretty much. S'bit cleaner cut than that once you get used to using a spoon for slicing stuff up, though.

[LordSlowpoke]

frumple.mp4

Yeah, pretty much. S'bit cleaner cut than that once you get used to using a spoon for slicing stuff up, though.

you're better than that? start making videos for that channel then

[Yoink]

Hey hey hey, I said the fork was found in my brother's room, not mine!
Sheesh. I never keep forks in my room. Mainly because I don't have a room, but shhhh.

[LordSlowpoke]

yeah, i remember you saying something about just tossing trash into your brother's room while he was away and then saying a hobo lived there so you could not expend effort on cleaning

you probably tossed forks in there too you yoink you

[sjm9876]

Bah, sporks are the best - 'specially with knife edges. Sadly, I have yet to find and spork with more structural integrity than that found in the average chippy.
This means I am often forced to resort to spoons, which are second best.

[Frumple]

Correctly, correctly, bah. The only correct way to hold utensils is the way that gets the food in your mouth and not on the ground. If that means clenching the handle with your buttocks and bouncing the food off a mirror on the ceiling then that's the correct ruddy way to hold the silverware.

[Yoink]

Thanks for that mental image, Frumple.
Also I do not remember saying that. Not at all. >.>

[Wolfhunter107]

Behold! See bad fanfiction form before your eyes!
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10511312/1/Ruler-of-tanks
How is this stickiness possible?!?!?

[itisnotlogical]

I am having about the most uncomfortable day at work imaginable. A coworker was crying in the break room in the morning, and even the customers clearly don't want to be here. Thank god I'm off soon.

[TamerVirus]

Behold! See bad fanfiction form before your eyes!
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10511312/1/Ruler-of-tanks
How is this stickiness possible?!?!?

After reading/stumbling upon so many literary abominations, I dare to wonder if this piece is serious or in jest

[Wolfhunter107]

Behold! See bad fanfiction form before your eyes!
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10511312/1/Ruler-of-tanks
How is this stickiness possible?!?!?

After reading/stumbling upon so many literary abominations, I dare to wonder if this piece is serious or in jest

Judging by his other work, (this one seems to be a spin-off of his other series) the thing is serious.
That terrifies me. Also, as far as I can tell, it's the worst fanfic on the GuP section of ff.net. most of the other ones are better, though.

[Worldmaster27]

Judging by his other work, (this one seems to be a spin-off of his other series) the thing is serious.
It is terrifying. Also, as far as I can tell, it's the worst fanfic on the GuP section of ff.net. most of the other ones are better, though.

FTFY

[Dutchling]

Judging by his other work, (this one seems to be a spin-off of his other series) the thing is serious.
It is terrifying. Also, as far as I can tell, it's the worst fanfic on the GuP section of ff.net. most of the other ones are better, though.

FTFY

I'd even go so far as to say it is inevitable.
(is it stil funny guys?

...

guys?)

[Sirus]

The word "still" implies it was funny to begin with