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[Darvi]

You got snickers crumbs all over your post, MZ.

[Frumple]

I'd vote for dong and donger, m'self. Donger's the one that goes in, since they are what's raised.

[MaximumZero]

You got snickers crumbs all over your post, MZ.

Hey, as long as it keeps the Jabberwocky away, that's something I can live with, and I don't even eat Snickers bars.

[TD1]

A bar a day keeps the Jabberwocky away?

[MaximumZero]

A bar a day keeps the Jabberwocky away?

Just mind that your tab doesn't get out of control. I always hated throwing people out of my bar for that nonsense.

[FearfulJesuit]

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

[Tawa]

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

Thanks for giving me something to WTF about, FJ.

[hops]

Alright, I'm getting real tired of this.

Come into work, already expecting something to have gone missing, or broken, or something.
Look at the kitchen area. Nothing unusual. One of the coolers is being defrosted, but that's kinda expected.
Look at the back room, nothing out of place.
Break room, the poster that went missing is actually back now.
Check the freezer, everything's where it should be.

Now I start getting suspicious, nothing for once, is wrong.
Something has to be wrong.

Are you sure you aren't missing?

[TD1]

Dear lord.

They've begun reversing the process just to mess with your head.

[Tawa]

Alright, I'm getting real tired of this.

Come into work, already expecting something to have gone missing, or broken, or something.
Look at the kitchen area. Nothing unusual. One of the coolers is being defrosted, but that's kinda expected.
Look at the back room, nothing out of place.
Break room, the poster that went missing is actually back now.
Check the freezer, everything's where it should be.

Now I start getting suspicious, nothing for once, is wrong.
Something has to be wrong.

For some reason, my brain immediately thought of the place in that one dream you mentioned with the bathroom stalls and the arcade machines as the place you work, causing me to immediately try to formulate a question as to why you work for the Hitchhiker's Guide offices.

Dammit, 2 personal WTFs in the past 15 minutes.

[Descan]

-snicker snack-

They should rename them to "top" and "bottom" ;P

That doesn't make sense. Sometimes the woman goes on top.

Who said anything about women~?

[Lyeos]

-snicker snack-

They should rename them to "top" and "bottom" ;P

That doesn't make sense. Sometimes the woman goes on top.

Who said anything about women~?

MZ did! 
Women.
There, now I did too.

[Descan]

What are these "Whoa men"? Are they particularly hot go-go dancers or...?

[Orange Wizard]

What are these "Whoa men"? Are they particularly hot go-go dancers or...?

Yeah, pretty much.

[SealyStar]

Someone here in Bwahston asked where I was from. Michigan, I said.

"Oh, that state that's in the middle of those lakes"

It occurred to me that where you live, not even the culture there, can seriously impact your perception of the world. To most "outsiders", Michigan is two peninsulas sticking out into those lakes. To people there, Michigan is a place and those lakes happen to be all around it.

That also explains how in trying to invent fantasy worlds I invariably stick a few big lakes right in the middle of continents, and they invariably have big peninsulas in them. And in one case I even named the bordering fictional province after one, a la Michigan.