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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14924914 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53205 on: July 04, 2014, 11:28:59 pm »

And a note saying "Love from Bay12?"

Even the Toad would freak out :P

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53206 on: July 04, 2014, 11:59:55 pm »

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The WTF thread was made for this kickstarter.

Okay, this made my day.
When I get paid next I might just have to donate $35 to get a hat. :P
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53207 on: July 05, 2014, 12:10:09 am »

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This spell conjures a field of rubbery black tentacles, each 10 feet long. These waving members seem to spring forth from the earth, floor, or whatever surface is underfoot—including water. They grasp and entwine around creatures that enter the area, holding them fast and crushing them with great strength.

I can see how this can be abused.
It's actually a pretty incredible -- if incredibly situational, since what it summons isn't friendly -- distraction spell in Incursion. Downside to it being that it basically ruins any area it's cast in for traveling through.

On the other hand, running into something else that can cast the damned spell (which may or may not have been squelched from AI casting by the most recent version... I forget) is a lesson in frustration. There's nothing quite like walking into a cavern that has literally a hundred+ (note: This is in a game where it's not uncommon to have <50-60 creatures on an entire level) high strength, annoyingly hard to kill, reach-capable grapplers in it.

And yeah, then there's the whole tentacoo wape angle. Less so than alienists (who turn any and every thing they summon into ravenous, incredibly hard to kill tentacle beasts*), but still.

*Actually, if my memory's not borking said tentacle beasts actually have evard's (or whatever that was) black tentacles as an innate spell... which yeah, would mean the AI won't use it anymore. Thank zeus. Nothing like some crazy critter that summons tentacle beasts that summons giant tentacles. Tentaception.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53208 on: July 05, 2014, 12:34:05 am »

There's some completely insane Black Tentacles spell in DnD 3.5.

I have half a mind to remove this from any and all 3.5 campaigns I'm running.
For what reason? The OP factor or the potential lewd factor?
Yes.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53209 on: July 05, 2014, 12:39:47 am »

Kickstarter on potato salad. Wat.

Obviously I should do a kickstarter to keep experimenting with different soylent recipes, including blood tests, exercise, graphs / log data, etc.  Stretch goals could include taking pics of my poop and measuring my urine, and additional test batches / continued experimentation.  Should I do poop-picture T-shirts as well? /boggle
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53210 on: July 05, 2014, 01:02:02 am »

If you make such t-shirts, I will start my own kickstarter dedicated to finding you, cutting you down, and rendering you into soylent ingredients.

More seriously, you should do an actual soylent green kickstarter. Cash to be used to bribe as consideration for people into allowing you to use their family cadavers as soylent mush.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53211 on: July 05, 2014, 01:03:19 am »

led shirt with one of yoink's previous avatars that this forum flipped out so hard about
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53212 on: July 05, 2014, 04:58:35 am »

Starting a random game in my Steam library I never heard of before:
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What is happening.

Also since when has Steam DOXBox games...
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53213 on: July 05, 2014, 05:01:18 am »

"Huh, I wonder what game it could b- OH LAWD NOT THAT."

If you're going to play it, prepare yourself for some very fucked things. Just a warning.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53214 on: July 05, 2014, 05:02:38 am »

having games you've never heard of in your steam library? sounds like somebody got wasted during a steam sale
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53215 on: July 05, 2014, 05:04:28 am »

Well, if a games bundle costs less than a dollar, I buy it regardless of the games in it. I guess I got it from one of those.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53216 on: July 05, 2014, 08:43:17 am »

Starting a random game in my Steam library I never heard of before:
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What is happening.

Also since when has Steam DOXBox games...

If that's Harvest, then stop playing. For the love of God, stop playing. You DO NOT want to know what happens. You DO NOT want to continue playing that game.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53217 on: July 05, 2014, 08:55:47 am »

Now I have to play it :P
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53218 on: July 05, 2014, 09:32:52 am »

It's actually quite a hilarious game if you like pitch-black humor, bloody slapstick, and iffy acting.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #53219 on: July 05, 2014, 09:40:28 am »

Holy fuck. Since I'm defrosting my fridge today, I ordered a pizza. And somehow, it took them FIFTEEN FUCKING MINUTES TOTAL to bake and deliver the thing to my place somehow. I mean what the fuck, when did we start selling time machines to restaurants?
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