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[Darvi]

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Chuck Norris (town, sk; rare; 4+ players): You have 10 one-shot abilities. You can only use one ability each night. You are immune to kills. Actions: eradicate (1 use) track (1 use) protect (1 use) block (1 use) antidote (1 use) exorcise (1 use) frame (1 use) abduct (1 use) inspect (1 use) kill (1 use)

[Akura]

It's weird how few people know about their food.

◦Some conspiracy nuts believed that the change was not to eliminate the word "fried", but to eliminate the word "chicken", because what the restaurants sell was no longer legally classifiable as chicken. Of course, in reality, KFC's chicken is probably more "real" chicken than the stuff that goes by the name at many other fast-food places.

Made me WTF today. Then again, I remember when Taco Bell(who I think is owned by the same company) lost a lawsuit about the right to call its meat "meat".

[Bauglir]

So this happened. Make sure to read the address listed.

[Frumple]

Actually thought for a moment on the content warnings I'd have to give to share a piece of fanfiction I rather like in public. Flags would include slavery, female on male rape, cannibalism, and gratuitous violence.

I kinda' boggled at that when I stepped back and looked at it objectively. It's very lighthearted and humorous. And maybe a bit humerus once or twice. E: And the naughty-ish bits aren't really graphic. Forgot to state that.

For those curious, it's a Ranma/Touhou crossover, and its sequel. "Like all the best love stories, it began with violence and kidnapping."

Spoiler: Further tantalization (click to show/hide)

And one of my favorite amusing quotes in like ever~

Also, Ranma as DOMESTIC MAN, da da da daaaah. He is a REAL MAN. He doesn't cook WAFFLES or PANCAKES with SYRUP and BERRIES for BREAKFAST, like a PANSY. He goes out AT DAWN and WRESTLES BEARS and BREAKS THEIR NECKS so he can CARVE THEM UP and COOK THEM OVER A CAMPFIRE.

Suika is fine with this.

Anyway, desensitization is an amazing thing. Just sayin'.

[SalmonGod]

So this happened. Make sure to read the address listed.

That is delicious.

[Zaerosz]

This just in: Went to the kitchen to get a knife to cut out a rotten chunk from a plum, grabbed the knife, fumbled, stabbed myself in the stomach. Somehow I managed to not only not penetrate my shirt, but I'm not even bleeding, and I now have a horizontal 3-inch line right above my bellybutton. How the hell have I survived to my age being so clumsy.

[Ehndras]

This just in: Went to the kitchen to get a knife to cut out a rotten chunk from a plum, grabbed the knife, fumbled, stabbed myself in the stomach. Somehow I managed to not only not penetrate my shirt, but I'm not even bleeding, and I now have a horizontal 3-inch line right above my bellybutton. How the hell have I survived to my age being so clumsy.

Luck.

That's not as bad as the time I tripped over a box of Legos and stabbed myself in the thigh with a pair of scissors. Full penetration. :|

[lordcooper]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/internet/9090617/Phone-and-email-records-to-be-stored-in-new-spy-plan.html

I've really grown to hate this country over the past few years.

[Frumple]

... ah. You guys too, huh? They're trying to push it through as the "Protect children from internet pornographers act" over in the states at the moment. Probably be called something else if that one doesn't get through. Sure that doesn't go in the rage thread, though?

[SalmonGod]

Just sat down and a static charge leapt into my desk from my hand.  All of the electronics on my desk shut off for a couple seconds.  This includes keyboard, mouse, monitor, and the fans on my desktop even slowed down.  Scared the crap out of me.

[Ehndras]

Just sat down and a static charge leapt into my desk from my hand.  All of the electronics on my desk shut off for a couple seconds.  This includes keyboard, mouse, monitor, and the fans on my desktop even slowed down.  Scared the crap out of me.

Congratulations, you are officially Magneto. With awesome power comes great responsibility...

And many chances for epic !!FUN!!.

[Max White]

Just sat down and a static charge leapt into my desk from my hand.  All of the electronics on my desk shut off for a couple seconds.  This includes keyboard, mouse, monitor, and the fans on my desktop even slowed down.  Scared the crap out of me.

Congratulations, you are officially Pikachu. With awesome power comes great responsibility...

And many chances for epic !!FUN!!.

Fix'd.

[Flying Dice]

Just sat down and a static charge leapt into my desk from my hand.  All of the electronics on my desk shut off for a couple seconds.  This includes keyboard, mouse, monitor, and the fans on my desktop even slowed down.  Scared the crap out of me.

Congratulations, you are officially Magneto. With awesome power comes great responsibility...

And many chances for epic !!FUN!!.

Here's my addition to this: At the moment, I'm listening to the Rifftrax for the first X-Men movie...

[kaijyuu]

Just sat down and a static charge leapt into my desk from my hand.  All of the electronics on my desk shut off for a couple seconds.  This includes keyboard, mouse, monitor, and the fans on my desktop even slowed down.  Scared the crap out of me.

Congratulations, you are officially Magneto. With awesome power comes great responsibility...

And many chances for epic !!FUN!!.

Better hope you're Magneto.


Worst case scenario you've now got Ernest's powers from Ernest Goes to Jail.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I poured my self some soda, which then rapidly and suddenly froze into slush. The fuck?