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[Lightningfalcon]

I would play that, but I've only ever watched a single Dark Heresy campaign done online.

[Flying Dice]

Well, they already smoke crack in the original source anyways.
I mean, that's probably why they're so mellow.

Uh.

Leaving aside everything else wrong with that statement, does this sound like halflings to you?

loss of appetite ... [euphoric highs and lows] ... bizarre, erratic, and violent behavior

[hops]

Well hey, that sounds like the opposite of a halfling, so maybe crack has an inverse effect to halflings just like how dwarfs become faster when they're drunk?

[MaximumZero]

I become faster when I'm drunk. Mostly because I don't care where I'm going or who I barrel through or over to get there.

[TD1]

Civ V, eleven berserkers invade and pillage. I thought I was in a spot of bother. My muskets and bowmen took care of them. Thank goodness! The amount of pillaging!

[Arx]

The amount of pillaging!

[PILLAGING FAILS TO INTENSIFY]

[Skyrunner]

I saw someone tugging a trolley with a green plastic crate filled with shiitake mushrooms. They jiggled weirdly. Mushroom-y.

[Tiruin]

I saw someone tugging a trolley with a green plastic crate filled with shiitake mushrooms. They jiggled weirdly. Mushroom-y.

...I remembered how the sunflower danced in PvZ.
...Of all things when I read jiggly and shroomy

[crazysheep]

Received a random voicemail message just now. It just went "Hey, gimme a ring." Voice isn't familiar, and since my network reception is a bit choppy in this lab, there's no missed call notification, so I don't know who it could have been.

Oh dear.

[Steelmagic]

You haven't watched any strange videotapes lately have you?

[crazysheep]

Nope. (and I think I know where that is going..)

[Graknorke]

I saw someone tugging a trolley with a green plastic crate filled with shiitake mushrooms. They jiggled weirdly. Mushroom-y.

You don't want that in soup...

[Yoink]

Urgh, shitake mushrooms.
I remember once when I was sick as a kid my mother made me take them in some sort of broth... it was awful.

[Gamerlord]

Today, my mother took care of a little girl named Emily. Since I was in my bedroom and Emily couldn't see me, she asked my mother who she was talking to and where I was. She said "[Gamerlord] is just up the hall." and pointed up the hallway.

Later, my mum receives a call from Emily's mother. Apparently Emily is convinced there's someone called [Gamerlord] just up her hallway, and that he is invisible. She is also insisting that this [Gamerlord] has to shower before she can shower, for some reason.

So, to recap: I am some kind of invisible eldritch being that has taken residence just up the hallway. Which hallway, you ask? Every hallway.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Today, my mother took care of a little girl named Emily. Since I was in my bedroom and Emily couldn't see me, she asked my mother who she was talking to and where I was. She said "[Gamerlord] is just up the hall." and pointed up the hallway.

Later, my mum receives a call from Emily's mother. Apparently Emily is convinced there's someone called [Gamerlord] just up her hallway, and that he is invisible. She is also insisting that this [Gamerlord] has to shower before she can shower, for some reason.

So, to recap: I am some kind of invisible eldritch being that has taken residence just up the hallway. Which hallway, you ask? Every hallway.

That's actually fairly amusing. Reading this amde me WTF as well... so yeah.