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[BlackFlyme]

Though today I had to clean the factory barbeque. It looked like it had been imported from Chernobyl.

I'm sorry, where do you work?

Paper product factory. Notepads, calenders, temporary tattoos, stuff like that.

Not sure where they were storing that barbeque though. I didn't even know we had one until today, and I've been working there on and off for four years now.

[TD1]

But...
Where did the grease come from, then? 0_o

Spectral chefs?

[BlackFlyme]

But...
Where did the grease come from, then? 0_o

Spectral chefs?

Legends tell of a giant of a man who once worked in shipping, many years ago.

He would often use the barbeque to make his own lunches at work, and wouldn't clean the damn thing. I'm not joking when I say there was a pool of grease at least an inch thick. I used about a dozen rags while trying to clean it.

The inside was actually pretty good, compared to the outside. Only a bit dusty.

[Tawa]

Biatch must chizzle n' prepare her spells ahead of time by gettin a phat night’s chill n' bustin 1 minute studyin her spellbook. While studying, tha wizzle decides which spells ta prepare.

By all means, sign me up for gangsta' D&D.

[Spehss _]

Biatch must chizzle n' prepare her spells ahead of time by gettin a phat night’s chill n' bustin 1 minute studyin her spellbook. While studying, tha wizzle decides which spells ta prepare.

By all means, sign me up for gangsta' D&D.

"I shizzle the goblin's nizzle."

"Roll for initiative, home-dawg-dizzle."

This seems more than possible for a forum game, actually, just run a normal DnD game but run all in character discussion and narration through Gizoogle before posting. I'd totes be down for dat, dat shiznit sound cray cray.

[Fniff]

And allow people to use ANYTHING from GURPS sourcebooks.

So you can have gangsta wizards busting clips in robot Cryps, yo.

[Tawa]

That would be such win.

Both of them would be necessary, of course.

"I try ta cleave tha mackdaddy goblin up in half wit mah pimped outsword."
"Natual 1. Yo crazy-ass pimped outsword bounces off tha mackdaddy goblinz big-ass rat leather armor."
"I try ta behead his thugged-out ass from behind!"
"15. Da goblinz head flies off up in a arc. Da goblin swordsman has been struck down."
"I wanna return ta tha tavern fo' a glass of mead n' ta restore mah spells."
"Three minutes later, you trip off yo' mead n' rest ta regain yo' magical power.

[hops]

I approve of Dungeons and Dizzle.

[Tawa]

Spoiler: Opening Ramblings (click to show/hide)

DM: "Alright, muthafuckas. Yo ass is up in tha hood of Galadhorn, so check it before ya wreck it. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Yo ass is drankin brew n' Cristal at a inn when a stranger comes up ta you up in a hooded robe yo. Dude  drops some lyrics ta you, 'I require mercenaries ta guide me ta Malwtor. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Yo ass betta assist me son, biatch? I'ma pay you thugged-outly.'"
Wizard: "How tha fuck thugged-outly do you wish ta pay us?"
DM: "'A few hundred gold pieces per person.'"
Fighter: "Whatz yer name, n' where do ye come from?"
DM: "'I am.. fo' realz. Ansor. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. I come from tha forests near Thoniel Ocean.'"
Cleric: "Seems legitimate ta mah dirty ass. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Should we be off up in tha morning?"
Half-elf half-warlock half-ranger wit half a soul: "Wait son! I've been up in enough shiznit dis week. I need ta hold off until next."
DM: "'What... if I was ta double yo' pay?'"
Half-elf half-warlock half-ranger wit half a soul: "Done deal, Ansor."

ET CETERA

Spoiler: Gnoll Attack (click to show/hide)

DM: "As you travel southward, Ansor points up a lil' small-ass campfire off up in tha distance. What next?"
H-e h-w h-r w/ h/s: "Hide up in tha bushes muthafucka! Look fo' tracks!"
Wizard: "Fool. I use mah eavesdroppin spell ta hear whatz happening."
Fighter: "Uh, what tha fuck Jackson holla'd."
DM: "Yo ass hear tha gibberin of hyena men. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. They seem ta be hustlin some muthafucka named 'AAANSSRRR'."
Fighter: "Charge up in n' break tha neck of tha straight-up original gangsta one I peep wit mah bastard sword!"
DM: "Yo ass smash all up in tha bushes tha fuck into a lil' small-ass gatherin of gnolls... 13+3. Da hyena manz neck snaps like a twig."
Wizard: "Idiot son! I cast Ray of Frost all up in tha campfire."
DM: "Yo ass throw some powder n' fire a icen ray all up in tha flames. Natural one; tha campfire grows stronger n' shit. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Some of tha gnolls light they weapons on fire. This won't be fun."

ET CETERA

This is awesome.

[Spehss _]

Dungeons and Dizzle should be a thing. Is this gonna be a thing? We need a thread or a GM or something.

[Tawa]

I would GM...

But I wanna play too badly.

I RESERVE A SPOT

Oh, also, I'm already running 2 games, planning on a 3rd, thinking about a 4th, have an RTD I should update when I get the time to play with ASCII in GIMP and have a clever idea about how to brutally destroy GWG's elf whizard, and also have a board game that two or three of the players are probably not/cannot any longer participate in. (RIP GWG)

[Spehss _]

I would GM...

But I wanna play too badly.

I RESERVE A SPOT

I don't have the resources or experience to know how to run an entire DnD campaign, so I can't do it.

[hops]

Snoop Dogg should be the Creator deity in the campaign.
And elves should smoke weed erryday.

[Flying Dice]

Would the halflings smoke crack, then?

[hops]

Well, they already smoke crack in the original source anyways.
I mean, that's probably why they're so mellow.