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[Graknorke]

i should procure a sister one of these days.

except most of the ways of doing so would be highly illegal and slightly immoral

i guess i will have no sisters i will now relegate myself to the sad thread or i won't because i already pondered the idea and grew used to my lot in life

not to diss grapes but i don't think getting a sister now would improve my situation anyway unless you mean one of these metaphorical sisters like from that one proverb involving covenants

Found you.

[4maskwolf]

Oh sweet merciful Armok what is that?

[scrdest]

Oh sweet merciful Armok what is that?

Big Daddy cosplay.

[Tawa]

So, I showed my parents Marble Hornets yesterday.
My mom got slightly angry because I hadn't told her about it (pretty sure I told her at least once).
She says that it scared her to death last night and she felt the Slenderman was looking at her.
She says now she must know everything I do on my iPad, and how now she knows why I used to be so scared and stressed some months ago, and that I probably was missing homework because I was scared and confused by that series.

I have no idea what to think of this.

o_.

[Blargityblarg]

Am I really the only one on whom Marble Hornets had very little effect?

[Gunner-Chan]

Nah, I thought it was shit. Especially when early on the distortion effects on the "Tape" are clearly cheap unaltered standard use filters. Total special effects failure.

[MagmaMcFry]

So, I showed my parents Marble Hornets yesterday.
My mom got slightly angry because I hadn't told her about it (pretty sure I told her at least once).
She says that it scared her to death last night and she felt the Slenderman was looking at her.
She says now she must know everything I do on my iPad, and how now she knows why I used to be so scared and stressed some months ago, and that I probably was missing homework because I was scared and confused by that series.

I have no idea what to think of this.

Tell her that your iPad is none of her business and that Marble Hornets was definitely not the reason for your behavior.

[penguinofhonor]

The whole slenderman thing just baffles me more the longer it keeps happening.

[LordSlowpoke]

fucking candlejack was scarier i mean

[Aklyon]

The whole slenderman thing just baffles me more the longer it keeps happening.

Yeah.

[Imperial Guardsman]

zalgo is freaking horrifying

[Aklyon]

zalgo is freaking horrifying

The thing that breaks text formatting?

[Gunner-Chan]

Zalgo is also pretty eh, the text is funny though. And so are the image edits.

But scary? Nah.

[mastahcheese]

The soda machine broke at work, so in order to fix it, they had to have one person at the front by the machine, and one person in the back by the tubes and hook-ups for it, with the yelling back and forth:
"Did that work?"
"No!"
"Was that it?"
"Nope!"
"Is that it?"
"No!"
And this went on for 20 whole minutes, until they figured it out. It reminded me of Weird Al's UHF movie where the blind guy is trying to solve a rubic's cube.

[Urist Imiknorris]

fucking candlejack was scarier i mean

Did he get you? I honestly can't tell.