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[LordSlowpoke]

mmh don't you love when you accidentally flip the power switch and cut power to yourself it's a way to clear ram good as any but i kinda worry about the hard drives one of them is slowly but surely dying and i need at least one to not shit itself it's not like maintenance will come anytime soon though if pressed by extreme eventualities maybe

i'm kinda confused as to what is happening around me right now do any of you have the competencies to fill me in

[Urist Imiknorris]

i'm kinda confused as to what is happening around me right now do any of you have the competencies to fill me in

Technology is rebelling against you.

[Parsely]

I've never been competent so-

[BlackFlyme]

I just woke up and my tail-bone hurts.

Don't know what I did, but I think it may be because of work.

[mastahcheese]

I came to work, and not only were things not missing, but some things were actually back!

I think I may need to go take a thermometer to hell now to make sure.

[Tellemurius]

Hey, i enjoy holding down the power button for my machines.

shhh... no tears now, just dreams

[Kamin]

Hey, i enjoy holding down the power button for my machines.

shhh... no tears now, just dreams

This quote--it is probably one of the most strangely disturbing things I've ever read.

[Parsely]

If I were a jet pilot
Every mission would start with:
"Beginning our run"
"Lock s-foils into attack position"
And everyone would call me Red Leader

[Hanslanda]

Hey, i enjoy holding down the power button for my machines.

shhh... no tears now, just dreams

I only do it when things are going horribly wrong.
And then I feel all sci-fi.
"The Shutdown protocol is not working!"
"ACTIVATE THE MANUAL OVERRIDE!"

"Manual override has failed, Captain!"
"We have to cut the power. All crew, brace for emergency system deactivation. Removing power source in three, two, one... *unplugs computer*"

[Parsely]

So they just.
Picked up the engine and pushed it out the airlock?

[GiglameshDespair]

Press the emergency Spock button!

[MaximumZero]

Hey, i enjoy holding down the power button for my machines.

shhh... no tears now, just dreams

I only do it when things are going horribly wrong.
And then I feel all sci-fi.
"The Shutdown protocol is not working!"
"ACTIVATE THE MANUAL OVERRIDE!"

"Manual override has failed, Captain!"
"We have to cut the power. All crew, brace for emergency system deactivation. Removing power source in three, two, one... *unplugs computer*"

BVEEEOOOOOOOooooooooo_{oooooooooo...}

[Kadzar]

So they just.
Picked up the engine and pushed it out the airlock?

Also known as ejecting the warp core.

[Parsely]

So they just.
Picked up the engine and pushed it out the airlock?

Also known as ejecting the warp core.

Yes yes that's the one.

[FearfulJesuit]

This Finnish textbook has deemed pappila "vicarage" a suitable word for inclusion in its Lesson One vocabulary.