For fuck sake! This succession fort is fucking ridiculous.
I have 38 children out of 85 population! This is my latest immigrant wave. For some awesome reason, 90% of my immigrants have been soldiers. Sadly, that means half of my population are useless children while the rest are all soldiers. Ironically, I have very few people who can do anything more than haul shit around. :|
I'm in the 2nd year of this fortress as the 2nd successor. I've had 2 deaths, one to starvation one to berserkdom, and have yet to get any invasion. I JUST finished getting the immigrants, so I might be getting a nasty surprise soon. >_>
The guy who starved is the husband of our Mayor and Surgeon, who was pregnant at the time and had her 5th kid not too long ago. She's also a badass marksdwarf.
Please, Armok, please slaughter all my children. I'm getting tired of all my booze disappearing mysteriously after a flood of children raid my already-dwindled booze stocks. :|
I've always wanted more military, but this game is just INSANE. I have yet to finish building the basic fort, since my predecessor build a surface outpost in the hills which is very badly defended. I'm just about done with a large, efficient multi-level fortress with good defenses, but I need some damn workers to finish the good stuff.
TLDR;
ALL THESE FUCKING CHILDREN SHOULD FALL OFF A CLIFF AND DIE.