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[TD1]

In-vitro meat.

In vitro meat (Which actually means "in glass meat," if you take the vitro bit literally ) would still be animal meat. The animal never lived, but meh.

[Aklyon]

In-vitro meat.

It is still animal-related.

[Descan]

I don't think that something that never lived should be called an animal.

[Bauglir]

So this is a thing that happened. It's... quite possibly the least appetizing thing I've ever made, to judge by appearance*, but it actually tastes pretty good. Hard to screw up banana with chocolate, I suppose. Should've used more corn masa, or something, though, because it's basically a big mushy mess. Although, more realistically, I should take from this that pancakes require actual flour and eggs, and that this would work much, much better microwaved in a mug. Anyway, a pancake is a kind of cake.

*I'd like to hear some analogies on this one. Bonus points if they're not fecal.

[scrdest]

So this is a thing that happened. It's... quite possibly the least appetizing thing I've ever made, to judge by appearance*, but it actually tastes pretty good. Hard to screw up banana with chocolate, I suppose. Should've used more corn masa, or something, though, because it's basically a big mushy mess. Although, more realistically, I should take from this that pancakes require actual flour and eggs, and that this would work much, much better microwaved in a mug. Anyway, a pancake is a kind of cake.

*I'd like to hear some analogies on this one. Bonus points if they're not fecal.

Eh. It looks like you made a chocolate cake and someone sat on it.

[TD1]

That is one huge, steaming, gigantic....puddle of mud.

So a born-dead animal is not an animal? (Let's say it was dead before it had any thought process.)

[GiglameshDespair]

It already rather looks post-consumption.

[Steelmagic]

It looks to me like someone melted.

[scrdest]

It already rather looks post-consumption.

Maybe it's a time-reversed cake? Like, a Benjamin Button of cakes?

[miauw62]

That is one huge, steaming, gigantic....puddle of mud.

So a born-dead animal is not an animal? (Let's say it was dead before it had any thought process.)

Synthetic meat isn't an animal because it doesn't have a brain. Simple as that.

[Yoink]

Dumb ways to die is playing on the radio.
1. Why is this not dead
2. Why is it playing on the radio in the place of actual music. There's much better songs available on the internet than an overhyped train safety campaign.

There is also many, many far worse songs they could be playing.
In my experience most radio stations (apart from small independent ones) tend to play absolute shit, since that's what the majority of the public listens to. Was it a smaller, good station? Personally I don't mind the song, anyway.

[scrdest]

That is one huge, steaming, gigantic....puddle of mud.

So a born-dead animal is not an animal? (Let's say it was dead before it had any thought process.)

Synthetic meat isn't an animal because it doesn't have a brain. Simple as that.

Then is an anencephalic baby (google it. Or better yet, DON'T) an animal or not?

[nomoetoe]

Then is an anencephalic baby (google it. Or better yet, DON'T) an animal or not?

Oh my. O.o that was weird man why oh why candles in the fry licking walrus tusks while I slowly die.

[TD1]

*Makes note not to google that*

Anyway, if you judge animal life by having a brain or not, what about Jellyfish? What about Starfish?

[Yoink]

...Good point. This means I can finally order the jellyfish roll/ship next time I'm at that sushi place, and discover WTF it tastes like!