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[Graknorke]

Apparently I'll be baking a cake tomorrow, mostly because I want that achievement, dammit, and also because I think it'll be an interesting challenge without flour, eggs, butter, or a cake pan, all of which I lack.

You're actually going to go for that achievement? Dang, that is commitment.

So that Christine Love can laugh at how much of a basementdweller you are, baking an actual cake for your waifu and then humiliating yourself by recording it?

[Bauglir]

Friend, if you think the waifu has anything to do with this, you are mistaken. This is an excuse to do something stupid in the kitchen. I have a history problem. A delicious problem.

edited for honesty

EDIT: And I live in a 3rd story apartment, not a basement. The fact that I endeavor to do all in my power to create the illusion of the reverse scenario is beside the point.

[Furtuka]

What is this all bout?

[Sirus]

Is about Hate Plus, which is a half-dating-sim, half-detective-story.

[acetech09]

i have people chow i'm sure it's just as good as flour

it's got corn masa in it, nothing could go wrong

My reply to a prior post still fits.

You're probably baking it in a electric skillet heated by a toaster oven. You'll probably be drinking a fine shiraz from a margarita glass at the time, and probably smoking some shrooms from a bong. Once you're done with the cake, you'll wake up, put on some shoes, then socks, and swim to work.

[Bauglir]

Oh, Hate Plus has an achievement that involves baking a cake for a character in the game and emailing a picture of the cake to the person who made the game. It's basically an exercise in silliness, as far as I can tell. Or extreme loneliness, I suppose, depending on your level of cynicism. The cake-baking, that is. Hate Plus itself is a combination exercise in learning about

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Neo-Confucian Space Hitler

and dating sims (unless you work to avoid that storyline, but I assume the cake-baking doesn't come up then based on this conversation).

EDIT: And I will probably be cooking it on the stovetop, truth be told.

[Arx]

If you have a pie tin and a large pot, cooking on the stove can work reasonably well.

You'll have to post the picture of the end result here as well as emailing it off. 

[LordSlowpoke]

wow i can write when asleep

i write the silliest shit when asleep

and my sleepself has gorgeous handwriting

[Darvi]

Spoiler: I just remembered that I still haven't gotten that one Analogue achievement (click to show/hide)

[Sirus]

Spoiler: I just remembered that I still haven't gotten that one Analogue achievement (click to show/hide)

But that would require you to be a massive jerk.

[Darvi]

I know!  I don't understand why I don't have it yet either!

[Sirus]

 

* Sirus has a really hard time being a jerk in these games. Even for cheevos.

[Darvi]

Upon further inspection, I actually do have that one.

It's the crossdressing achievement that I lack.

[Trapezohedron]

You jerk.

[miauw62]

Dumb ways to die is playing on the radio.
1. Why is this not dead
2. Why is it playing on the radio in the place of actual music. There's much better songs available on the internet than an overhyped train safety campaign.