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[Valid_Dark]

So I went on a date today, but all my date seemed to want to do was trash talk my late ex fiance.  And tell me that she cheated on my with my best friend and a bunch of other bad things about her and how bad she treated me while we were dating etc. Even though I asked her not to bring her up.
WTF

[MaximumZero]

But yea, fish fly, birds swim, I type and crazy shit happens in anime.

You just made me "Bruddah...I hoit people," out loud. Thanks for that.

[RedKing]

Sudden, massive craving for yakisoba. Right as I'm about to go to bed.

WTF STOMACH
Y U NO HUNGRY EARLIER?

[MaximumZero]

I just did that! Ribwich, awaaaaaaay!

[Frumple]

... damnit, now I have a vague urge for the cheap microwavable yakisoba (because there's not really anything better within... uh, a distance, and I don't really know how to cook it.). A pox on your hunger, RedKing.

[MaximumZero]

I don't know what yakisoba is, but I probably can't eat it, and it makes me sad.

[Max White]

Hmm, 5:04 pm here. Only thing I have had to eat today is three cups of tea. Less than normal... Maybe it is about time I make something.
I think brown rice, I <3 brown rice.

[Montague]

Ok, yeah so I just found out about this whole 'my little pony' and 'bronies' thing. Then I realized the pervasive influence of this new sub-culture all over this forum in all the MLP threads I never bothered to look at.

What the fuck? Really? It's like some sinister cult with an incomprehensible belief system just opened a franchise in the farm next door.

[Valid_Dark]

yakisoba is like ramen, but doesn't taste as good, cost about the same but normally comes in bigger packages than ramen.

[Max White]

Ok, yeah so I just found out about this whole 'my little pony' and 'bronies' thing. Then I realized the pervasive influence of this new sub-culture all over this forum in all the MLP threads I never bothered to look at.

What the fuck? Really? It's like some sinister cult with an incomprehensible belief system just opened a franchise in the farm next door.

Yes, that is a thing that actuated to be a thing that actually actuated. Hush now, or shit clouds will gather, and bring with it a shit storm like never before.

[Montague]

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Ack. Instant yakisoba and ramen are terrible for your health, guys. The amount of sodium and fat in those things are obscene, any money you save buying them for meals will be far outweighed by costs of treating it's effects on your kidneys and blood pressure a few years down the road.

[Max White]

Wonderful quote targeting system you have installed.

[SalmonGod]

Ok, yeah so I just found out about this whole 'my little pony' and 'bronies' thing. Then I realized the pervasive influence of this new sub-culture all over this forum in all the MLP threads I never bothered to look at.

What the fuck? Really? It's like some sinister cult with an incomprehensible belief system just opened a franchise in the farm next door.

Yes, that is a thing that actuated to be a thing that actually actuated. Hush now, or shit clouds will gather, and bring with it a shit storm like never before.

Their shit storm will blot out the sun!

[Max White]

Theirs is a shit storm that will fuck the heavens!

[Montague]

Wonderful quote targeting system you have installed.

What, we were talking about ramen noodles, right?

Basically, salt, Sodium Chloride is a poison, I don't know why people are so unconcerned about it's deleterious effect on their health. It's almost the sole physiological cause of essential hypertension.