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[Orange Wizard]

I was looking at some Ancient Egyptian religious art recently, and I reached an extremely disturbing conclusion: the Egyptians were all closetpyramid furries who used religious art to avoid coming out. They had some really fetish fuel-y  creation stories too; at least one that I can think of involved autofellatio.

That seems fairly tame, actually.

Greek origin myths involve things like a god castrating his father with a scythe (ow) and the severed... chunks land in the ocean and out pops Venus.
Don't forget Zeus. He likes to rape any female he encounters. Including his mother and sisters.
Occasionally he turns into a swan or horse, first.

[Arx]

Egyptian mythology can always go one better because it's so malleable, though.

Case in point: Isis and Horus. There's almost certainly an interpretation where they have an incestuous relationship.

And I'm pretty sure there's a different mythology (Babylonian?) that involved a guy butchering his father and using his testicles to make the Earth, or something similar to that. Can't be bothered to go haul the relevant book off my shelf to check.

[scrdest]

Friggin' hilarious WTF:

When you read the [Twilight series], it’s like saying 'Edward Cullen is so beautiful I creamed myself.' I mean every line is like that. He’s the most ridiculous person who’s so amazing at everything. I think a lot of actors tried to play that aspect. I just couldn't do it. And the more I read the script, the more I hated this guy, so that’s how I played him, as a manic-depressive who hates himself. Plus, he’s a 108 year-old virgin, so there’s clearly some issues there.

Robert Pattinson despised twilight (and Stephanie Meyer, too.)

IIRC both main leads absolutely hated the series, with Stewart being in it only for the money and Pattinson for getting into the former's pants, pretty much.

I was looking at some Ancient Egyptian religious art recently, and I reached an extremely disturbing conclusion: the Egyptians were all closetpyramid furries who used religious art to avoid coming out. They had some really fetish fuel-y  creation stories too; at least one that I can think of involved autofellatio.

The attitudes were waaaay different. One of the Pharaoh's ritual duties was annual jacking off into the Nile to ensure it floods properly.

[tahujdt]

I believe we covered that in an earlier WTF. I think it was the Wikipedia 'Masturbation' page. What was honestly *more* disturbing was that it mentioned a tribe where the rite of manhood involved the resident shaman jerking off the participant.

[Dutchling]

I believe we covered that in an earlier WTF. I think it was the Wikipedia 'Masturbation' page. What was honestly *more* disturbing was that it mentioned a tribe where the rite of manhood involved the resident shaman jerking off the participant.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[scrdest]

Fairly standard too. There have been worse examples.

[tahujdt]

...A topic which makes furry fetish fuel seem preferable.

On that note, here's a funny story!
1d4chan.org/wiki/Fur_Heresy

[hops]

Somehow, people in Korea started believing that grinding up house leek and putting it in yoghurt is a panacea that prevents cancer, diabetes, atopy, and also strengthens your immune system.

....??

Hey, at least it's not tiger penises.

Everything is better than tiger penises.

That shit is barbed.

[Dutchling]

How many construction workers does it take to stop an out of control concrete machine?
Spoiler alert: a lot

[scrdest]

Somehow, people in Korea started believing that grinding up house leek and putting it in yoghurt is a panacea that prevents cancer, diabetes, atopy, and also strengthens your immune system.

....??

Hey, at least it's not tiger penises.

Everything is better than tiger penises.

That shit is barbed.

Fun fact: so is your cat's (if it's a male).

[Arx]

Are you implying female cat's penises aren't barbed?

...this makes me wonder what kind of weird tumblr SJW would decide that their cat is trans*.*

*My apologies if I've used the wrong term. Please correct me.

[hops]

Cats can be homosexual or bisexual, so I wouldn't be surprised if they can be transgendered. They would be definitely less represented for obvious reason though.

[scrdest]

Are you implying female cat's penises aren't barbed?

...this makes me wonder what kind of weird tumblr SJW would decide that their cat is trans*.*

*My apologies if I've used the wrong term. Please correct me.

Yep, that's what I'm implying. If you can stretch it to homologous organs, at least.

[Orange Wizard]

...this makes me wonder what kind of weird tumblr SJW would decide that their cat is trans*.*

Some people in this world don't know when to stop.

Cats can be homosexual or bisexual, so I wouldn't be surprised if they can be transgendered. They would be definitely less represented for obvious reason though.

"gender" referring to the mental or physical state of said cat? I doubt cats get confused as to what parts they're supposed to have.

[Parsely]

Cats can be homosexual or bisexual, so I wouldn't be surprised if they can be transgendered. They would be definitely less represented for obvious reason though.

Why do we know these things. And by we, I mean you guys, because that's a whole lot of enlightenment that just fell on my head.