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[Darvi]

It's not as much as getting a team of automatic doctors, it's more like killing the computer and reviving it.

And people call me mad when I say that murder is a solution.

[MaximumZero]

Relevant.

[hops]

It's not as much as getting a team of automatic doctors, it's more like killing the computer and reviving it.

And people call me mad when I say that murder is a solution.

The problem is that you can't revive dead people.

[Frumple]

But we do! Fairly regularly, even.

Admittedly, not very long dead, but so long as they're still quite fresh we do a not-entirely-terrible job of bringing the poor bastards back, brain damage and whatnot be damned.

[RedKing]

Slight correction: Dr. Kellogg's brother Will actually founded Kellogg Cereal, after the two had a falling out. Yes, the cereal formulas were mostly his brother's but now with 90% less crazy!

They were both Seventh-Day Adventists (which has a lot of obsession with diet and strict moralism), but where John Kellogg started a non-profit to promote eugenics and racial segregation, his brother founded two colleges (Cal Poly Pomona and Kellogg College, Oxford). Much hoopier frood than his bro.



My personal WTF: I took about a 90-minute nap earlier in the evening, then woke up and without really processing what I was doing or why, proceeded to drive to the store and buy Funyuns, Cheerwine, pickled sausages and some Taco Bell.

The only logical explanation is that while I was asleep, I got stoned *and* pregnant.

[Orange Wizard]

The only logical explanation is that while I was asleep, I got stoned *and* pregnant.

The best possible combination.

[SealyStar]

Guys, using lions as sex dolls is a bad idea.

Damn furries.

[Greiger]

Guys, using lions as sex dolls is a bad idea.

Damn furries.

Wait wouldn't an actual furry hater like that?  What with the likely mauling and eating and all, I would think such people would completely approve of such behavior.

[Trapezohedron]

Guys, using lions as sex dolls is a bad idea.

Damn furries.

I'm not really sure how it feels to have a barbed penis inside of you.

[Xantalos]

Guys, using lions as sex dolls is a bad idea.

Damn furries.

I'm not really sure how it feels to have a barbed penis inside of you.

Ever been shot with a harpoon before finally finishing off that one-legged fucker? Kinda like that.

[StupidElves]

I woke up this morning, got to the shower, and came out. After drying myself off with a towel, everything was fine. Then I got dressed and came to this laptop of mine.

Twenty minutes later I notice that my arm is wet, I look at it, and there's blood. I pay it no mind until finally my brain stopped and said "Wait... Blood shouldn't be there..."

Upon further inspection, there is a six inch cut on my upper forearm. Somehow, in between me getting dressed and me sitting down I managed to get a six inch cut on my forearm, and I didn't notice. How?

[Graknorke]

It's not as much as getting a team of automatic doctors, it's more like killing the computer and reviving it.

And people call me mad when I say that murder is a solution.

The problem is that you can't revive dead people.

The basis of defibrillation is 'turn it off and back on again'.

[Trapezohedron]

Ghosts did it man. Or aliens. Alien ghosts?

[scrdest]

It's not as much as getting a team of automatic doctors, it's more like killing the computer and reviving it.

And people call me mad when I say that murder is a solution.

The problem is that you can't revive dead people.

The basis of defibrillation is 'turn it off and back on again'.

I thought the basis of defibrillation was 'here, THAT'S how you do that, silly heart'.

[hops]

Defibrillation is basically just like restarting the computer, except that it's heartbeat rhythm rather than computer RAM.
Heartbeat RAM?