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[MaximumZero]

WHY IS LINK TALKING?!

It's a translation from his "HA, YAH, HYAAA!" speech.

[Moghjubar]

Well, it seems that I have had another dream involving myself partaking in a form of entertainment I normally wouldn't and involving multiple closed-room murders, a random organism and a tangential relationship to Christianity. It goes as follows:

I prefer literature over films, hence it was rather uncharacteristic of me to be in a theater, but alas, here I was. It was about priest driving interstate through the middle of nowhere. Noticing a man by a broken down car on the side of the road, naturally, he offered him a ride. Needless to say, this gentleman, an exceptionally skilled illusionist, accepted the kind proposal. What the priest did not know was, the illusionist was also a serial killer, who used his talent to commit numerous closed-room murders that remain unsolved. Now, the rather dark, muted colors, grey cloud-cast skies and ominous gales seemed to be setting up for a horror, or perhaps thriller film.

That was not he case. Because then, the action movie plot kicked in.

An abrupt demonic invasion is unleashed upon the world, sweeping across entire countries as a supernatural blitzkrieg of insurmountable proportions. Faced with certain death encroaching towards them, the two men drive unto it. One armed with his pistols, sleight of hand and experience in closed-room murder. The other with the righteous wrath of God, which apparently manifested as the ability to breathe out bees like some sort of incredibly odd dragon.

And so it begins, humanity's counterattack. Lead, conducted and solely performed by a saint and a sinner, annihilating entire infernal legions by themselves. Because as it turns out, demons are weak to bees and closed-room murder.

This...is freaking genius.

I'd kickstart the hell (and heaven) out of this.

Breathing bees sounds like a hilarious superpower.

Musta watched this, for the bees:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fG3giIafUqk

Though... what movie would it be for the other one?

[Skyrunner]

My sister had to miss out of a practice session on Saturday (in a piano practice place where all there are aree rooms and pianos in then) so she went Sunday with my mom, but the owner flipped out and asked why they were here on a Sunday instead of going to church, then told them to come back at 8 pm, then rambled off into incoherent speech.

wth?!

[Yoink]

But... why was he there, then?!

[Baffler]

What sorcery is this!?

[Moghjubar]

What sorcery is this!?

http://i.imgur.com/Q0SqvwL.gif

[Yoink]

I think I've been spending too much time on Imgur lately. I moused over that link and expected it to pop up. >.>

[Owlga]

I had the strangest Realization that the TV in here has been on the 1950s movie The Ten Commandments for some time. No idea if Janet has actually been watching it or she got bored of channel flipping.

[mastahcheese]

Sometimes, when I hit "Show unread posts since last visit.", which shows all unread threads, even the ones that you haven't posted in, those Heavy RP games with like no actual gameplay in them pop up because there's always someone posting in them, and periodically, I check them just to see what the latest bizarre thing they're talking about is, and it always gives me a nice healthy dose of "WTF?"

...Maybe I should get some sleep.

[Putnam]

I think I've been spending too much time on Imgur lately. I moused over that link and expected it to pop up. >.>

http://hoverzoom.net/

[kaenneth]

please be real please be real please be real please be real

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kppx4bzfAaE

[MaximumZero]

Please splain for those of us on phone?

[Flying Dice]

Please splain for those of us on phone?

Let his love pop a cap in yo butt and say 'Hallelujah!'.

[Parsely]

Please splain for those of us on phone?

[Descan]

Rappin' for Jesus, Featuring: Old White Pastor.