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[PanH]

Of those, 44.9 percent had penile cancer and 31.6 percent did not.

That sure makes 100%. Do they have half cancer ?

http://www.anorak.co.uk/288298/scare-stories/the-daily-mails-list-of-things-that-give-you-cancer-from-a-to-z.html/

Some of them are quite hilarious.

[4maskwolf]

One of the things I wonder is why they had sex, sex with animals, and teen sex on the same list.  Couldn't they have just combined all of those in one category?

[Greiger]

Well ya know, human prostitutes are expensive, the goat prostitutes only charge 3/4ths as much and not everyone has extra money.

[4maskwolf]

Well ya know, human prostitutes are expensive, the goat prostitutes only charge 3/4ths as much and not everyone has extra money.

...
I have to go bleach my brain now.  Thanks a lot, Grieger.

[PanH]

Is it me or smoking isn't even on the list ?

[4maskwolf]

Is it me or smoking isn't even on the list ?

No, but third hand smoke is.  Fascinating.  Because cigarettes TOTALLY don't contribute to cancer.

[GiglameshDespair]

Is it me or smoking isn't even on the list ?

There's third hand smoke on the list.

[Steelmagic]

Well ya know, human prostitutes are expensive, the goat prostitutes only charge 3/4ths as much and not everyone has extra money.

*New Zealand Joke here*

[LeoLeonardoIII]

I figured it was a Goat Simulator joke.

[SealyStar]

One of the things I wonder is why they had sex, sex with animals, and teen sex on the same list.  Couldn't they have just combined all of those in one category?

"Sex, especially with animals and teens"

[Mr. Strange]

I figured it was a Goat Simulator joke.

Now I start to understand all these comments about Goat Simulator.

[BlackFlyme]

We were having cake when my mom's boyfriend made a lewd joke about the 'special icing', and I had to explain it to my mom.

Also, my mom's boyfriend actually made a cake. It was good.

[Orange Wizard]

Well ya know, human prostitutes are expensive, the goat prostitutes only charge 3/4ths as much and not everyone has extra money.

*New Zealand Joke here*

That would be sheep. There's more of the bloody things here than there are people.

[Hanslanda]

You build five roads leading into town, and do they call you Shamus the road builder? No, no...
You build nine houses, and do they call you Shamus the home builder? No... No.

But you fuck one goat.

[Orange Wizard]

That's awful.