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[Sirus]

Ya ever played Super Paper Mario?

Well, today... wait, better give backstory...

Spoiler: Mario Game Plot Deets (click to show/hide)

In the game, there's a few levels featuring a hyper-geeky chameleon named Francis, who repeatedly spouts "nerr" and built himself a fortress. The entire character pokes fun at all kinds of nerds at the same time. Anyway, he occasionally mentions a website known as "digibutter.nerr".

I looked that site up today, and guess what?

DIGIBUTTER.NERR EXISTS.

You begin hiding in a corner.

I'm guessing the site came into existence after the game was released, just as a gag for people who decided to look it up. Like you
It wouldn't be the first time.

[hops]

Crap. I already put it back in my bag.

What if it's anomalous property is dissuading people from caring about it?
It'd be like SCP-055, except even worse, but at least we know it's a golf ball.

[Skyrunner]

Ya ever played Super Paper Mario?

Well, today... wait, better give backstory...

Spoiler: Mario Game Plot Deets (click to show/hide)

In the game, there's a few levels featuring a hyper-geeky chameleon named Francis, who repeatedly spouts "nerr" and built himself a fortress. The entire character pokes fun at all kinds of nerds at the same time. Anyway, he occasionally mentions a website known as "digibutter.nerr".

I looked that site up today, and guess what?

DIGIBUTTER.NERR EXISTS.

You begin hiding in a corner.

To be exact, it's digibutter.nerr.biz, because the .nerr domain (?) doesn't exist.

[Yoink]

I just realised something: if you were to write dialogue in my usual manner of speech (when talking to friends/people I'm comfortable around, anyway), it would be littered with apostrophes, abbreviations and dropped letters. I'm talking dropping the 'g' off 'talking', the 'h' off 'him', the first letters of 'them', that sort of thing...
Not that it's overly bad doing so, but it's strange to think that my speech pattern would read so, well, dramatically. O.o

[Facekillz058]

Sounds like your speech pattern is really British.

[Lightningfalcon]

Sounds like your speech pattern is really British.

Or southern.      Sounds like what people around here say.   

[scrdest]

Sounds like your speech pattern is really British.

Or southern.      Sounds like what people around here say.

As Glyph mentioned, Southern accents are people attempting to copy British nobility, c.a. XVIIIth century.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I had a unit on Human Physiology in my Biology lab this week, and once again I had no measurable pulse. This has been an issue ever since middle school, in which my teacher declared me "a walking corpse" after three minutes of failed searching on his part.

[Dutchling]

Does sunshine make you glitter?

[Helgoland]

I had a unit on Human Physiology in my Biology lab this week, and once again I had no measurable pulse. This has been an issue ever since middle school, in which my teacher declared me "a walking corpse" after three minutes of failed searching on his part.

When having a blood test, the doc always has to use my right arm. My left one does not contain any blood.

[Lagslayer]

I had a unit on Human Physiology in my Biology lab this week, and once again I had no measurable pulse. This has been an issue ever since middle school, in which my teacher declared me "a walking corpse" after three minutes of failed searching on his part.

When having a blood test, the doc always has to use my right arm. My left one does not contain any blood.

Helgoland confirmed for cyborg menace.

[Comrade P.]

I had a unit on Human Physiology in my Biology lab this week, and once again I had no measurable pulse. This has been an issue ever since middle school, in which my teacher declared me "a walking corpse" after three minutes of failed searching on his part.

I believe they just were not pushing hard enough.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I had a unit on Human Physiology in my Biology lab this week, and once again I had no measurable pulse. This has been an issue ever since middle school, in which my teacher declared me "a walking corpse" after three minutes of failed searching on his part.

I believe they just were not pushing hard enough.

You believe incorrectly. I can get a pulse occasionally, but for the most part it is just too flat to read.

[scrdest]

I had a unit on Human Physiology in my Biology lab this week, and once again I had no measurable pulse. This has been an issue ever since middle school, in which my teacher declared me "a walking corpse" after three minutes of failed searching on his part.

I believe they just were not pushing hard enough.

You believe incorrectly. I can get a pulse occasionally, but for the most part it is just too flat to read.

Heh, I have sub-normal body temperature (off by one +/- half degree Celsius).

Looks like we need...

...to get a life *ba dum-tishhhhh*

[Mesa]

So I saw one of my Steam friends play this game today...


Yeah.