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[Mesa]

See my nickname?
Specifically the "DXZ" part?

Turns out, it's a file extension. (.dxz)
Except it's not really the kind I imagined.

I guess I can now give a reasonable etymology of my nickname, except it's less reasonable than the one I've been getting away with until now.

[Lord Shonus]

IIRC, that was the extension an old compressed AutoCad file format.

[BlackFlyme]

IIRC, that was the extension an old compressed AutoCad file format.

That's DXF, I believe. I may be able to look through my old school files to double check once I'm back at school though.

[Descan]

At least the "Dark" still fits.

EVIL.

[Lord Shonus]

IIRC, that was the extension an old compressed AutoCad file format.

That's DXF, I believe. I may be able to look through my old school files to double check once I'm back at school though.

I said old, as in late 80s early 90s old. Some of the equipment I had to work with in school was of that vintage, and I beleive that they had such files on them.

[tahujdt]

While golfing, literally five minutes ago, I discovered a golf ball labelled 'SCP' in my golf bag.

[Avis-Mergulus]

While golfing, literally five minutes ago, I discovered a golf ball labelled 'SCP' in my golf bag.

Put it down carefully. Step away. Without turning, walk to your house and wash your hands with disinfectant. Then gather any basic necessities and walk away quickly, or drive if possible. Sooner or later, you will be contacted.

[scrdest]

While golfing, literally five minutes ago, I discovered a golf ball labelled 'SCP' in my golf bag.

Sorry, I was supposed to tell you yesterday, you are now D-Class. Sorry again. Have a nice horrible death.

[tahujdt]

Crap. I already put it back in my bag.

[scrdest]

Crap. I already put it back in my bag.

Don't worry, just reeelaaaaaax now.

* scrdest injects tahujdt with amnestics.

[cerapa]

Do not worry. The others lie.

The_re is abol_utely _nothing w_rong with that ball. It was j_ust a ra_ndom scribbling. The_re is absol_utely _nothing to worry about.

[Avis-Mergulus]

Do not worry. The others lie.

The_re is abol_utely _nothing w_rong with that ball. It was j_ust a ra_ndom scribbling. The_re is absol_utely _nothing to worry about.

Ṅ̮̫̰̥̝̯̣̱͍̱̬͕̬̤̥̣̜̳̭̏̃ͣͤ͋͒ͤͮ̍ͧ͑̒ͨ͋̿͆͗ͤ́̕͘͜o̸̢̠͍̩̝͙̗͓͕̝ͣͪͩͬ̎̑͌͆̓̓̈ͫͪ̀͟͞ͅt̶̨̢̼͍͎̭̰̰̼͍̙̗̬̼̰̻͉ͭͣ̈̅ͮ̊̐̓ͤ͌̑̌ͮ͘h̡̀͋̏ͥͭ̒̾̔͊̚͏̳͕͚̗̗̟̤̬̣͎̬̘̼̣̼̖̝̥͠i̵̷̥͇̪̬̝̳̻̰͇͒̃ͣͧ̏̓̏ͩͪ̅̋ͯ̓͗͘͡n̯̼͔̖̲̯̘̜̠̣͈̫̦̆̃̔̈̂ͧ̊ͦ̇͂̀̀͘g̢̥̹͙̩̀ͤ̃̂ͮ͛̈́͐ͣ̀̀̿̐̄ ̶̡̩̯̲̝̠̤̝̙̹̭͇͍̦̲ͥ̇͑̆ͬ͛͞à͋̌͆͛̓̇͂ͭͮ̔͐̍҉̶̙̩̤͉̮̞̞̬͓͉̯͞ͅt̨̧̰̰̬͚̖͖̲͖̤͕̳͍̖̱͒̇͛͐̋̕͝ ̓ͦ͑̈̆͐ͪ̔̌̿ͥ̂̇̑ͨ̾̄͡҉̙̞͖̯͉͓̘̫̯̮̯̮̭̰́aͥͬ͂̓̑̈́͏̸̵͍͎͖̲̱̞̳͇͔̝̱̭͕̩̺̻̥̼̘l̴̢͇͕̺͈͇̝͈̻͎̝̘͙͚̍ͤ̆ͨ̍̂ͦ͗ͦͅlͮ̃̐̾͋ͭ̽̌̾͛̈́ͦ̃̌ͭ͛̚҉̟̰̻͈̤̠̰̩̩̙͝.̧̨͎͓͓̫͎̱͓̬̮̥̟̤̮̥̀͂̽ͅ

[Yoink]

Except it's not really the kind I imagined.

I'd make a crack about "Big D" transmitting his virus via the "backdoor", but my sense of humour hasn't really woken up yet.

[Tawa]

Ya ever played Super Paper Mario?

Well, today... wait, better give backstory...

Spoiler: Mario Game Plot Deets (click to show/hide)

In the game, there's a few levels featuring a hyper-geeky chameleon named Francis, who repeatedly spouts "nerr" and built himself a fortress. The entire character pokes fun at all kinds of nerds at the same time. Anyway, he occasionally mentions a website known as "digibutter.nerr".

I looked that site up today, and guess what?

DIGIBUTTER.NERR EXISTS.

You begin hiding in a corner.

[Yoink]

...I just navigated away from a Youtube video, and it's still playing. Is that a thing Youtube does, now?
There aren't any controls for the video on the current page, so I kinda doubt it.