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[Steelmagic]

Almost finished eating this donut before realizing I was eating the little square of paper stuck to the underside. I don't know whether that's a comment on the tastiness of the donut, of the paper, or on the refinement of my tastes.

That's nothing, i ate a fruit roll-up with the plastic wrapper still on. The whole fruit roll-up and i never noticed anything wrong

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Almost finished eating this donut before realizing I was eating the little square of paper stuck to the underside. I don't know whether that's a comment on the tastiness of the donut, of the paper, or on the refinement of my tastes.

That's nothing, i ate a fruit roll-up with the plastic wrapper still on. The whole fruit roll-up and i never noticed anything wrong

Everyone please continue topping us on this subject, I think B12 fans have probably eaten some really crazy stuff by accident. Like "I was dreaming of this ham all night and when I woke up my pillow was gone"

[Xantalos]

I once ate an entire pepperoni sausage with the wrapper on.

[Greiger]

I went to school today. Only to find the school was closed because it's spring break.

WTF brain, you'd think that would be something you'd remember.

[My Name is Immaterial]

I have an uncontrollable desire to powergame a Truenamer, one of the worst classes from DnD 3.5.

SOMEONE STOP ME.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Oh no ... stop ... don't ... really ...
play a better game instead

[Dutchling]

I have an uncontrollable desire to powergame a Truenamer, one of the worst classes from DnD 3.5.

SOMEONE STOP ME.

Nobody loves you, you were adopted, your biological mother wanted to abort you but only succeeded in killing your twin brother, 9/11 happened because of you, Belgium doesn't actually exist, this is all a dream, I'm running out of ideas here.

[Eotyrannus]

I have an uncontrollable desire to powergame a Truenamer, one of the worst classes from DnD 3.5.

SOMEONE STOP ME.

Nobody loves you, you were adopted, your biological mother wanted to abort you but only succeeded in killing your twin brother, 9/11 happened because of you, Belgium doesn't actually exist, this is all a dream, I'm running out of ideas here.

YOU CAUSED SONIC 2006!

[Comrade P.]

Straight from one of politics threads - complete history of Soviet Union in a 6-minute song.
Making me face-smash my table, but still amusing.

[Darvi]

You forgot the bit where it's set to freaking Korobeiniki aka that one Tetris theme.

[My Name is Immaterial]

I have an uncontrollable desire to powergame a Truenamer, one of the worst classes from DnD 3.5.

SOMEONE STOP ME.

Nobody loves you, you were adopted, your biological mother wanted to abort you but only succeeded in killing your twin brother, 9/11 happened because of you, Belgium doesn't actually exist, this is all a dream, I'm running out of ideas here.

YOU CAUSED SONIC 2006!

I... I think it worked, guys. I've put down the character sheet and closed the book.

[LeoLeonardoIII]

Ok good. Do you still have a 0.5mm mechanical pencil with a slightly-used eraser in your hand?

[My Name is Immaterial]

I have a plastic ball point pen next to me... Why?

[LeoLeonardoIII]

OK that's fine ... what is the book doing? Is it just sitting there?

[My Name is Immaterial]

It might be growling, but I have the window open, so it's hopefully just the traffic...