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[Steelmagic]

I had this overwhelming urge to do something, but i can't remember what it was. And i still have the urge to do whatever it is despite not remembering.

[Xantalos]

I wanna watch TNG even more now.

[lemon10]

And with a mighty leap, the evil Conservative flies through the window, escaping our heroes once again!

Yeah, I'm going to have to sig this.

[Neonivek]

Clearly it is magical unicorn-pressed orange juice, free of evil pesticides and chemicals like citric acid and water.

Or liquid caviar.

I honestly wondered if a unicorn's power would purify juice into becoming pure water or if it would just purify the orange juice from any pest or toxin in it.

[Iceblaster]

In other news, you can still rut your dog in many states legally... Just not marry a gay person.

[kaijyuu]

Correlation != causation.


Animal rights and gay marriage are two completely separate issues. The only reason there's a correlation is because conservatives and liberals tend to think differently on both issues. There's absolutely no reason conservatives couldn't be pro animal rights instead, except maybe a general lack of empathy.

[Iceblaster]

Correlation != causation.


Animal rights and gay marriage are two completely separate issues. The only reason there's a correlation is because conservatives and liberals tend to think differently on both issues. There's absolutely no reason conservatives couldn't be pro animal rights instead, except maybe a general lack of empathy.

Eh.

I was making a joke considering both things are 'condemned' in Leviticus(?) and decided 'Hey, let's try to be humorous.'

Apologies if I have offended at all. I prefer not to have that happen

[kaijyuu]

Ah, no offense taken I just get tired of hearing that "argument" pop up in gay marriage debates.

[Shakerag]

Apologies if I have offended at all. I prefer not to have that happen

I'm offended that you're catering to those who are offended by such comments. 

[Shakerag]

I was wtfing more at the price. Where would it cost $48 for a thing of juice?!

It's obviously organic, fair-trade, gluten-free orange juice that was not tested on animals.  And on sale.

[Steelmagic]

I am offended that you assumed i was offended, apologize now so that i can be offended by you apologizing.

[tahujdt]

Correlation != causation.


Animal rights and gay marriage are two completely separate issues. The only reason there's a correlation is because conservatives and liberals tend to think differently on both issues. There's absolutely no reason conservatives couldn't be pro animal rights instead, except maybe a general lack of empathy.

*awkward cough*
Seriously, as the token Conservative here, I've given up on not being offended. I luv ya guys anyway.

[SealyStar]

You can (in 'Murrica) get good steak for $1/oz.

You can get good steak for half that, too.

That's true. It all depends on where you shop and where your "good" cutoff is. I meant either "decent in an expensive store" or "great at a cheap store" or anywhere in between.

Steak ounces are different from juice ounces though.

Also true. I don't care.

Re: SSM and bestiality, in Michigan there is both a constitutional SSM ban (although it is being challenged in court at this very moment) and bestiality is a felony. One that can get you life in prison, apparently. Wow, that's a little harsh, especially given that the maximum for raping a human is nowhere near that.

[Dutchling]

Researchers revive virus.

I guess someone changed the definitions of some words while I wasn't looking?

[FearfulJesuit]

Atheist grad student in the Classics department is wondering why Ray Comfort hasn't been assassinated yet. Such euphoric.