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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14902756 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #44430 on: February 19, 2014, 02:56:38 pm »

i can supposedly project colors and shapes into people's minds so vOv

think of me the next time a square of indiscernible color appears in your head for no obvious reason
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #44434 on: February 19, 2014, 04:20:24 pm »

Basically, I was testing if the system would say that something was posted tomorrow (as with today and yesterday). It doesn't. It's just the date.
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« Reply #44435 on: February 19, 2014, 04:26:11 pm »

I've been accused of being psychic before, so there may be something to that.

I have been accused of antimagic and antiwitchery.

As in, apparently my mere presence in the same building makes psychics and witches lose all confidence in their magical powers and renders them useless.

Those witches were so angry. :V
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« Reply #44436 on: February 19, 2014, 04:36:00 pm »

Glyphgryph confirmed for Blank.
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« Reply #44437 on: February 19, 2014, 04:59:52 pm »

I have been accused of antimagic and antiwitchery.

As in, apparently my mere presence in the same building makes psychics and witches lose all confidence in their magical powers and renders them useless.
Can I borrow you to work tomorrow? There are some witches that need be antiwitched. At least for as long as I'm there...
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #44438 on: February 19, 2014, 05:06:49 pm »

Glyphgryph confirmed for Blank.

I cant be him! I'm far too cruel and heartless.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #44439 on: February 19, 2014, 05:33:10 pm »

*Rings the LordSlowpoke signal*
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« Reply #44440 on: February 19, 2014, 05:51:40 pm »

I tried to join a Coven in freshmen year of High School because I was a stupid high schooler and wanted to be magical and also maybe have friends?

I was kicked out halfway through the first meeting for "messing up all their spells".

The reputation has followed me even to my current software job, where I am often giving things simply to use, because if it's working by some sort of dark code magic instead of working correctly, it will cease to work at all when I'm in front of the machine, so I am a convenient way to test.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #44441 on: February 19, 2014, 05:56:10 pm »

*Rings the LordSlowpoke signal*

My mind connected this into something like "Lord of the Rings of LordSlowpoke" so there's my nightly WTF dose.
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« Reply #44442 on: February 19, 2014, 06:00:27 pm »

I tried to join a Coven in freshmen year of High School because I was a stupid high schooler and wanted to be magical and also maybe have friends?

I was kicked out halfway through the first meeting for "messing up all their spells".

The reputation has followed me even to my current software job, where I am often giving things simply to use, because if it's working by some sort of dark code magic instead of working correctly, it will cease to work at all when I'm in front of the machine, so I am a convenient way to test.
That's ridiculous, everyone knows you don't blame spells going awry on people dorking it up.

A good magician never blames his fools.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #44443 on: February 19, 2014, 06:05:19 pm »

I tried to join a Coven in freshmen year of High School because I was a stupid high schooler and wanted to be magical and also maybe have friends?

I was kicked out halfway through the first meeting for "messing up all their spells".

The reputation has followed me even to my current software job, where I am often giving things simply to use, because if it's working by some sort of dark code magic instead of working correctly, it will cease to work at all when I'm in front of the machine, so I am a convenient way to test.
This is typical of tech workers. Bugs only occur when there is nobody around to help.

I find that the presence of even the moderately skeptic can cause even the most powerful magician to suddenly feel that he's "not strong today", as Uri Geller repeatedly told Randi and Carson. Remember that a prize of 1 million dollars was offered by the Amazing Randi for the performance, under laboratory conditions, of any supernatural powers whatsoever and not one person ever was able to pass the tests. Many tried, and many were even shocked that their powers weren't working. People can even fool themselves if they believe hard enough that they can do magic.

And yes, the psychic was able to work hand in hand with the foundation to create the testing procedure. And they would accommodate requests like having Randi leave the building etc. so the psychic could work uninterrupted. And you could even turn down the prize if you wanted, which meant the old chestnut of "I can't use it for personal gain" is meaningless. Besides, Sylvia Brown sure profited despite her numerous failures and only occasional, peripherally-successful "hits".
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #44444 on: February 19, 2014, 06:26:35 pm »

I tried to join a Coven in freshmen year of High School because I was a stupid high schooler and wanted to be magical and also maybe have friends?

I was kicked out halfway through the first meeting for "messing up all their spells".

The reputation has followed me even to my current software job, where I am often giving things simply to use, because if it's working by some sort of dark code magic instead of working correctly, it will cease to work at all when I'm in front of the machine, so I am a convenient way to test.
That's ridiculous, everyone knows you don't blame spells going awry on people dorking it up.

A good magician never blames his fools.
I simultaneously want to punch you and applaud you for that phrasework.
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