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[Iceblaster]

What are they on and where can I get some?

[GiglameshDespair]

They're on bags of money. You can get some by putting a game clone onto a social media network, but you run the risk of contracting laywers.

[Eric Blank]

Trust us; you DONT want to contract chronic lawyer syndrome.

[Iceblaster]

Yes, I've heard it's a pain in the ass to get fixed.

[Fniff]

I am unpleasantly reminded of Four Lions.

[Frumple]

... telemarketer/scammer. Called. Trying to ripoff the elderly. Asked if there were any here. Told 'em no. Dude said I sounded like someone over 65. I... I'm not even 30 yet ;_;

First time I've been confused with an old person, though. Folks get the gender wrong all the time, but that's the first time the age has been wildly disparate.

[Fniff]

Your true self is actually a 65 year old woman.

[Iceblaster]

Sooo my parents forgot to pay a Lowe's card.

Yesterday somone from India called my dad and tried to get him to pay.

Sounds like the one missed payment on a membership card is going to bankrupt them.

More hilarious and WTFey then annoying

[Yoink]

I am unpleasantly reminded of Four Lions.

Hahah, yeah.
That was a good movie, amusing to know just how factual it was.

[GiglameshDespair]

It's remarkable how incompetent some of these terrorists are.

Not too long ago there was a group of muslims who tried to launch a bomb-and-gun attack on an English Defence League rally. Luckily, no one really likes the EDL because they're xenophobic nationalists, so the would-be bombers showed up two hours late and missed it. As they drove home, they got pulled over and their car was impounded for some unrelated reason. It was only much later in a routine search they found this stockpile of weapons and explosives in the car.

Now they're all in jail and no one misses them.

[Yoink]

I imagine their fellow jihadists probably miss them... less people to delegate the crappy jobs to, after all.

[Erils]

Just remember guys, Jihadists aren't the only people who are terrorists. There are plenty of terrorists from other nationalities (even Buddhist terrorists in the 969 Movement that have done violent attacks.)

[Yoink]

Well, obviously. "Terrorist" is an incredibly broad term.
He specified that the terrorists in question were muslim, though, so I'm just assuming.

[Graknorke]

I am unpleasantly reminded of Four Lions.

I don't know if there's any way I can comment on this and properly express how ridiculous this is.

[Fniff]

That is so much like "Rubber dingy rapids, bro!".