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[Mictlantecuhtli]

This morning I was awoken by that damn water pipe

I've been awakened to the sound of water pipe many a time.


Oh, you didn't mean those kind..

[Akura]

It rained, apparently. I go outside to find everything, including the dogs, soaking wet. I look up, and it's cloudy, but not enough to think "It's going to rain/it just rained".

[Eotyrannus]

It rained, apparently. I go outside to find everything, including the dogs, soaking wet. I look up, and it's cloudy, but not enough to think "It's going to rain/it just rained".

Perhaps the dogs found out how to use a hose. Or water guns.

[penguinofhonor]

There's a rumor going around that Daft Punk played at a bar in my city last night. I'm pretty sure it was just impersonators. Good impersonators, though.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Maybe it was Daft Punk pretending to be Daft Punk impersonators. It's what I'd do if I were in a major league band and sick of the business.

[scrdest]

Maybe it was Daft Punk pretending to be Daft Punk impersonators. It's what I'd do if I were in a major league band and sick of the business.

Or maybe it was impersonators pretending to be Daft Punk pretending to be impersonators?

[Korbac]

Maybe it was Daft Punk pretending to be Daft Punk impersonators. It's what I'd do if I were in a major league band and sick of the business.

Or maybe it was impersonators pretending to be Daft Punk pretending to be impersonators?

Yo Dawg, I herd u like...

[Sirus]

So yesterday, when I raged about losing out on a 600 mile assignment? Apparently that's because they wanted to give me a 1100+ mile assignment O_o

Problem is it still has the same delivery date despite being almost twice the distance, so instead of a nice leisurely trip I'm gonna have to floor it the entire way and still might not make it.

[misko27]

So yesterday, when I raged about losing out on a 600 mile assignment? Apparently that's because they wanted to give me a 1100+ mile assignment O_o

Problem is it still has the same delivery date despite being almost twice the distance, so instead of a nice leisurely trip I'm gonna have to floor it the entire way and still might not make it.

Wow. Dude that's like half the country.

[Sirus]

Eh, kinda. From Las Vegas to Washington state.

[misko27]

Eh, kinda. From Las Vegas to Washington state.

*Checks back at Google maps*. Huh, that whole latitude thing masses maps up pretty badly.

[MaximumZero]

So yesterday, when I raged about losing out on a 600 mile assignment? Apparently that's because they wanted to give me a 1100+ mile assignment O_o

Problem is it still has the same delivery date despite being almost twice the distance, so instead of a nice leisurely trip I'm gonna have to floor it the entire way and still might not make it.

I told you, bro. I warned you about them wanting you to do serious shit.

[Sirus]

So yesterday, when I raged about losing out on a 600 mile assignment? Apparently that's because they wanted to give me a 1100+ mile assignment O_o

Problem is it still has the same delivery date despite being almost twice the distance, so instead of a nice leisurely trip I'm gonna have to floor it the entire way and still might not make it.

I told you, bro. I warned you about them wanting you to do serious shit.

Chances are, if I say I won't be able to make it, they'll have someone else finish the job. See, I'm still a solid 700+ miles from my next destination (which is NOT the final destination) - not really possible to reach with these trucks in the amount of drive time we legally have per day. Add mountains and traffic into the equation, and I'll probably get 500 miles tomorrow if I'm lucky. And the load is due the morning after tomorrow.

BUT! If another driver is in the area and has plenty of drive time remaining, he/she/they can grab the trailer after I stop and he/she/they'll finish the trip. It's actually something this company does fairly often if a load is on a tight time limit.

[Bouchart]

Ooooooookay.

[kaijyuu]

If that's someone's natural bush and they like it, they have no reason to be ashamed of it.

I do doubt that's most people's natural bush though.