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[MaximumZero]

Linux puns? I rate them no higher than C. Don't even think you're going to get a C++ from me.

[WealthyRadish]

I ruined this thread. Just throw me in a volcano to burn in the java, and be done with it.

[Xantalos]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njos57IJf-0
Relevant

[Sirus]

These jokes are raising my urge to kilobit.

[Octobomb]

I have you know the PowerPoint one was a Perl of hilarity.

[Facekillz058]

I am having an argument with one of my friends over whether she is sexy or not.
I am losing.

[Sirus]

Which side are you on? Pro or anti-sexy?

[Hanslanda]

I am having an argument with one of my friends over whether she is sexy or not.
I am losing.

Ask for proof of her unsexyness. Best case scenario, pics of your sexy friend that you can say are very sexy. Worst case scenario, she's like, "omg lolo no wai I'm not sexy enuff." and you just tell her 'Like, u r the hottest. Totes McGoats."

[Facekillz058]

I am on the pro sexy side.
I think she really just has a self esteem problem thusly she beats herself up and therefore has more self esteem problems.

And it's pretty much gone that far already, Hans,

[Hanslanda]

Did you say Totes McGoats? You have to say Totes McGoats or I will NEVER FORGIVE YOU.

[Xantalos]

Bring in a second (and third, and fourth, and fifth, etc) opinion.
Make sure they're on your side though.

[Facekillz058]

I'll see if I can't throw that in there. I'm a glutton for forgiveness,

[Eric Blank]

You should give her a hug :3

[Facekillz058]

Alright, I threatened to break her knees if she wouldn't accept defeat in this fight, and it seems to have cleared the battlefield for the time being. I even slipped Totes McGoats in there.
This entire situation is stupid.

[Descan]

You should touch her butt.