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[NobodyPro]

If you're going to fall asleep, pull over and take a nap. That's not a risk you should be taking. Ever.

This. If you have more than 15 min left to drive, you stop and nap.

Don't do this if it's the middle of the day, you're pale and the locals are afraid to knock on your window. I've been reported as a suicide before.

[kaijyuu]

That's pretty hilarious.

[Tellemurius]

If you're going to fall asleep, pull over and take a nap. That's not a risk you should be taking. Ever.

This. If you have more than 15 min left to drive, you stop and nap.

Don't do this if it's the middle of the day, you're pale and the locals are afraid to knock on your window. I've been reported as a suicide before.

buddy of mine got arrested for DUI even though he was sleeping in the parking lot, engine not even on, told the dumbass to take it as a DWI so he only had a few points knocked off and a big fine. Well no he dumb, took the DUI, lost his license, paid big fine, probation, classes. Then again he got busted in Boulder so i have sympathies for him.

[GlyphGryph]

If you're going to fall asleep, pull over and take a nap. That's not a risk you should be taking. Ever.

Yeah, well, the cops around here consider this pretty illegal, apparently. At least I've had them tell me I'm not allowed to before - when I'm tired, I need a 10 minute nap roughly every 25 minutes to keep me going. I remember I ended up getting woken up by cops 3 times in half an hour - first, I was kicked off the sholder of the highway after being told I could not take the 10 minute nap there I'd need to get home and he'd fine me if I did not leave immediately, and he didn't care how tired I was. Then I was kicked off the shoulder of the road off the highway by a different cop and told the same thing. And then I was kicked out of the parking lot I was sleeping in and accused of planning to rob the store and almost arrested.

So now I just load up on energy drinks and try to ignore the hallucinations.

[scriver]

No wonder you keep trying to get to Comet Island every Tuesday.

[MorleyDev]

According to this article, men don't find women who are funny attractive. This makes me go "WTF" as personally I've always considered not just having a sense of humour but actually being funny a good quality in a woman. But hey, I also don't want to shag every woman I meet so apparently I'm in the minority of men in these matters...

[Pnx]

Hmmm, interesting, I've never actually considered if I find comediennes attractive. I don't think I've ever known anyone female who was really good at cracking jokes. So I think it's hard to say if I find a comedienne attractive.
Although I have known one or two women who could crack a good joke sometimes and I did find that attractive. I also like proactive women, so I guess the answer would be yes?

Truthfully I haven't generally gotten along very well with the male comedians I've known though. It comes from being a comedian myself.

[Heron TSG]

"Men see being funny as a male thing,"

HRRRRNG.

This really confused me. How could anyone just walk away from a question like that?

[Flying Dice]

"Men see being funny as a male thing,"

HRRRRNG.

This really confused me. How could anyone just walk away from a question like that?

By being an insensitive prick with no connection to the voting public? So for Romney, very easily.

[MaximumZero]

Do I get to burst into flames if I raeg too hard? That video put me pretty close.

[Flying Dice]

I'll be honest, The Newt describing Spanish as "the language of the ghetto" put me a lot closer than this.

[MaximumZero]

I didn't watch that one. I have no one handy to punch. Then again, Gingrich always does that to me.

[Phantom of The Library]

"Men see being funny as a male thing,"

HRRRRNG.

This really confused me. How could anyone just walk away from a question like that?

By being an insensitive prick with no connection to the voting public? So for Romney, very easily.

That's it, he's the Republican Nominee and I've officially lost all faith in that party.
If he wins the election then I will have lost all faith in America too.

[Flying Dice]

To be fair, pretty much everything that comes out of his mouth makes me raeg. I just wish he had stayed out of the spotlight, because this publicity stunt his 'campaign' has turned into is equal parts pathetic and anger-inducing. At this point even his deluded mind has probably realized that he has no chance at all, so he's taking the opportunity to piss off as many people as possible, and add a few more twists to the dagger he planted in Romney's back.

"Men see being funny as a male thing,"

HRRRRNG.

This really confused me. How could anyone just walk away from a question like that?

By being an insensitive prick with no connection to the voting public? So for Romney, very easily.

That's it, he's the Republican Nominee and I've officially lost all faith in that party.
If he wins the election then I will have lost all faith in America too.

*Double-take*

Wait, what? Seriously?

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I honestly never thought that they'd get over their mild dislike for him. And it isn't as if any of the others could possibly have been better. But really, when did we slip over into Bizarro-world?

[SalmonGod]

According to this article, men don't find women who are funny attractive. This makes me go "WTF" as personally I've always considered not just having a sense of humour but actually being funny a good quality in a woman. But hey, I also don't want to shag every woman I meet so apparently I'm in the minority of men in these matters...

This is pretty weird.

For me, sense of humor and attractiveness have no interaction with each other.  Being funny makes me enjoy a person's company, without making them more or less desirable romantically.