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[Bauglir]

It appears to be a random assortment of lines from poems, with some truly bizarre formatting. I think the Internet is slowly gaining sentience, and has chosen you as its messenger. Will you do me the honor of welcoming our new electronic overlord?

[Jack_Bread]

God has chosen you to do something. Through email of course, for the Lord is hip. Follow that link man, follow it for great justice!


Run it through Google first though, just to be safe that no devils put their viruses in it before it got to you.

I scanned the link through several online link scanners. Apparently it's clean and hosted in Lawrenceville, Georgia.
I'm still apprehensive about clicking it, though.

[Bauglir]

Boot up a virtual machine and click it on that, perhaps.

[My Name is Immaterial]

Which poets/poems? There must be a pattern! We shall call it the Jack_Bread Code!

[Jack_Bread]

I just clicked it.
It redirected to an apparent news article made tons of money on her computer without selling anything! Wow.
It also had an autoplay video which I guess was the fascinating new story about this.
I'm going to scan my computer several times now.

[mastahcheese]

I'm going to scan my computer several times now.

That seems wise.

[Graknorke]

I just clicked it.
It redirected to an apparent news article made tons of money on her computer without selling anything! Wow.
It also had an autoplay video which I guess was the fascinating new story about this.
I'm going to scan my computer several times now.

It is too late for such measures. It is already inside your head.

[Eric Blank]

We got three new horses. All mares. I have no idea why we would ever need so many horses, but surely we will never go without a horse again.

[Siquo]

Been reading too much creepypasta lately. And read through the entire Uzumaki series in two days. That puts you in a different mode of seeing stuff.

Last night it was 1 am, the rest of the house was fast asleep. I decide that I'm too tired to either shoot straight or curve a decent kerbal orbit, and get ready for bed. As I walk to the bathroom, suddenly the house telephone (yes we still have a landline) rings. Who The Fuck rings a family in the middle of the night? Ready to either receive bad news (we just had a storm that day and some people have died because of falling trees) or to tell a drunk friend off that it's fucking Monday night and no I'm not coming out to play, I pick up the phone. Caller ID says "Siquo mobile". As I have quite a few family members with the same first name I'm first confused, it might be my dad. Then I look at the number calling.

It's my number.

I accept the call, and slowly I raise the phone to my ear, while reaching for and trying to find my mobile phone with my other hand.

"Hello?", I say, tentatively.

On the other side of the line I hear rustling, breathing? Whispering voices...

My other hand has found my mobile phone. It was in my pocket. It's calling the house phone. Goddamnit.

TL;DR: WHO WAS PHONE? Got trolled by my own pocket calling me. And I should go to bed earlier and stop reading creepypastas.

[Haspen]

My WTF for today: Wikipedia is hidden conspiracy of Cult of Georges!

Just look at the english featured articles part of the front page O.o

[Ultimuh]

I would appear we have been overrun by kitchen salespeople.

[Neyvn]

Some Youtubers leave me going "WTF is wrong with you!!!"

Its like they have never played the style of game before, questioning obvious things and so forth. Some just make it a struggle to get past them wandering around the same area for over 5mins cause they are blind to that quite clear passage or method. Some missing items they already hold for no reason at all despite showing before they can be competent...

I started watching a Assassins Creed 4 play that just came out, within the first minute of controlling the character he launched some barrelmines at random, then spent the next 2 minutes thinking they were a higher target then the ships circling around him...
Later he moved through the first freerunning part, honest to god, he went all the way to a V perch like in AC3 and then turned around and spent 5 minutes fluffing around back on the ground backtracking cause he didn't even think to try jumping forward from the perch towards the quite clearly shown overhanging branch that was the next part of the jump...
Then after that, MORE Fluffing around and complaining about the lack of some sort of tutorial when it came to the combat despite the ques appearing on screen, what was he expecting, a slid out to a separate area to teach you how to play... FFS...

This happens with countless Youtubers and some of them quite "famous". WTF guys.... WTF...

[Flying Dice]

A lot of LPers are famous because of their "Lol wut do im stupid" schtick. It's part of the reason why I tend to avoid most of them.

[Dutchling]

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Dropbox, what the hell are you trying to tell me o.O

[Graknorke]

    ander martinez quiere que pruebes Dropbox. Dropbox te permite llevar tus fotos, documentos y videos a cualquier lugar y compartirlos con facilidad.

Comienza aquí

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Dropbox, what the hell are you trying to tell me o.O

I have no idea about martinez (I'm guessing it's addressed to an Alexander Martinez. Maybe), sorry. The rest that I know is as follows:

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GCSE Spanish education motherfuckers.