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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #39390 on: October 28, 2013, 06:57:58 pm »

Trying to figure out the organization of the USC for (meta-)world-building purposes, I stumbled upon the massive Title 36 just now.

Also, thanks to looking up the organization of the USC on Wikipedia (don't know how I blanked on that one for so long), I discovered that the entirety of Title 8, Chapter 7 is omitted and/or repealed. (It's left like that instead of simply emptied out for future use to allow old cases to make sense.) Can you guess why, children?

Moral: the USC is amazing.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #39391 on: October 28, 2013, 07:05:34 pm »

Trying to figure out the organization of the USC for (meta-)world-building purposes, I stumbled upon the massive Title 36 just now.

Also, thanks to looking up the organization of the USC on Wikipedia (don't know how I blanked on that one for so long), I discovered that the entirety of Title 8, Chapter 7 is omitted and/or repealed. (It's left like that instead of simply emptied out for future use to allow old cases to make sense.) Can you guess why, children?

Moral: the USC is amazing.
What's so amazing? Aside from the sheer size, of course.
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I assume it was about cod tendies and an austerity-caused crunch in the supply of good boy points.

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« Reply #39392 on: October 28, 2013, 07:10:01 pm »

Eh, depends on what you enjoy. I enjoy legalese perhaps a bit too much sometimes :P (I want to emulate the USC's structure for worldbuilding purposes for crissake!)

Probably doesn't help that I view it as a form of programming. Law is just a very unusual and unique DSL :) .
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« Reply #39393 on: October 28, 2013, 07:12:04 pm »

Eh, depends on what you enjoy. I enjoy legalese perhaps a bit too much sometimes :P (I want to emulate the USC's structure for worldbuilding purposes for crissake!)

Probably doesn't help that I view it as a form of programming. Law is just a very unusual and unique DSL :) .
What kind of worldbuilding?
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« Reply #39394 on: October 28, 2013, 07:22:02 pm »

Note that I said worldbuilding in the sense of "writing stuff that describes something fictional". Anyway it's more meta-worldbuilding right now, that is setting up the stuff to write up legal aspects of worldbuilding easily.

Specifically, I'm working on the LaTeX code I need to properly define the document divisions and reference them, without running into any of the numbering problems that LaTeX is designed to solve.

The first thing I'll use it for would likely be the just-for-fun idea of writing up a "laws of video games" thing, or Video Game Code if you will. Got the beginning bits down in plaintext, but it's going to be a PITA when I suddenly want to add a new section in-between two others and I have renumber most of the sections in that title, as well as all references to those sections.

(Then again, the USC itself has ways of dealing with that "in-between insertion" issue, which I'll likely do as well. But writing the initial version of the code...)

Yes I am extremely weird. :P Also I'll probably get bored of this in a few days and work on other projects. Right now I feel like LaTeX programming :)
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« Reply #39395 on: October 28, 2013, 07:45:03 pm »

"God, is changing the Velocity, because of Gravity". Said by my Physics teacher. Note, the order of the sentence: God is not making gravity do anything, gravity is making God do things. God is a celestial errand boy for the 4 forces then.


He may have been joking, but he's entirely crazy enough that you can never tell.
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« Reply #39396 on: October 28, 2013, 08:20:54 pm »

"God, is changing the Velocity, because of Gravity". Said by my Physics teacher. Note, the order of the sentence: God is not making gravity do anything, gravity is making God do things. God is a celestial errand boy for the 4 forces then.


He may have been joking, but he's entirely crazy enough that you can never tell.
My cosmology/theology includes the four forces as all-powerful godlike figures, and all the other gods, while they do exist, and are powerful, are just their lackeys.
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« Reply #39397 on: October 28, 2013, 08:22:16 pm »

I'm not a professor, but I feel like there shouldn't be a comma after "God".
It just makes me feel all weird inside. I dunno.


Like, it should be "God, because of gravity, is changing the velocity" or "God is changing the velocity because of gravity" or "Because of gravity God is changing the velocity" or "God is changing the velocity, because of gravity" or "Because of gravity, God is changing the velocity" or "The velocity is being changed by God because of the gravity".


Of course, there's probably more I'm missing.

Also, I'm sorry I just did that. I get carried away when I'm anxious, my bad.
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« Reply #39398 on: October 28, 2013, 08:42:09 pm »

Do tell how.

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« Reply #39399 on: October 28, 2013, 08:56:24 pm »

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The stock of a company has a current share price of $13.69 and an annual dividend of $0. Find the current yield of the stock.
Why. Why is it asking me this. Why in the nonexistent gods names has this program asked me this three freaking times in a row? The yield is 0. It was zero the first time you asked. It was zilch the second time you asked. It will be nothing the third.

why is this even a question

I could understand it if the yield value was actually changing! But it's not. It has not budged. What the hell, program? I mean, thanks for the easy grade, I guess? But. What?

E: And then it asks me a forth time. Alright. Jeeves! Fetch the strangling gloves! We go a hunting.
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« Reply #39400 on: October 28, 2013, 09:57:33 pm »

I just received this email:
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I don't know what to think. I didn't click that link, too.

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« Reply #39401 on: October 28, 2013, 10:31:26 pm »

If someone showed that to me, I'd think it was poetry
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« Reply #39402 on: October 28, 2013, 10:32:46 pm »

Go read it out loud at an open mic event. See how much people appreciate it.
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« Reply #39403 on: October 28, 2013, 10:33:39 pm »

I just received this email:
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I don't know what to think. I didn't click that link, too.
God has chosen you to do something. Through email of course, for the Lord is hip. Follow that link man, follow it for great justice!


Run it through Google first though, just to be safe that no devils put their viruses in it before it got to you.
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« Reply #39404 on: October 28, 2013, 10:41:08 pm »

Go read it out loud at an open mic event. See how much people appreciate it.
Seriously. I want to know how that turns out.
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
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