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[Darvi]

I used to be an adventurer.

[Descan]

I don't remember my childhood or early teens.

[scrdest]

I don't remember my childhood or early teens.

You are a clone. Or a rogue android. Or both.

[Descan]

Nah I just had a bad one. Bit of a bullied kid. Though I was big (both fat, muscle, and height) and I had a few anger issues so I wasn't physically picked on but I was an outcast.  I remember one time I did a run at someone, grabbed their head, and slammed it into the ground. There was no permanent damage, but I did have the cops called on me. That was the worst I did, as far as I can remember.

I'm glad I've... toned down. :/ It's a little disturbing to think back on how I used to be, at least the parts I can remember.

[Eotyrannus]

I sat on someone once. And around the same time I bit someone because I thought it was part of the game.

[kaijyuu]

I used to be an adventurer.

But you quit before you got some life destroying injury.

[scrdest]

I used to be an adventurer.

But you quit before you got some life destroying injury.

No, he simply decided the loot is not worth the risk.

[LordSlowpoke]

I used to be an adventurer.

But you quit before you got some life destroying injury.

No, he simply decided the loot is not worth the risk.

How long until the bad pun comes along?

it's about an arrow's shaft away

[Hanslanda]

I just found a tick on my midsection. I liberally applied Isopropyl alcohol, going so far as to literally submerge the creature within alcohol and let it sit, then pulled it off gentle so as to prevent the head from breaking off. Then I alcohol'd the bite itself. Fucking woodland parasites.

[da_nang]

I used to be an adventurer.

But you quit before you got some life destroying injury.

No, he simply decided the loot is not worth the risk.

How long until the bad pun comes along?

it's about an arrow's shaft away

If we apply Zeno logic, it will never arrive.

[lue]

I used to be an adventurer.

But you quit before you got some life destroying injury.

No, he simply decided the loot is not worth the risk.

How long until the bad pun comes along?

it's about an arrow's shaft away

If we apply Zeno logic, it will never arrive.

I'm about 1023/1024 of the way there in applying Zeno logic, hold on.

[MagmaMcFry]

But how did you even get halfway there?

[sjm9876]

I used to be an adventurer.

But you quit before you got some life destroying injury.

No, he simply decided the loot is not worth the risk.

How long until the bad pun comes along?

it's about an arrow's shaft away

If we apply Zeno logic, it will never arrive.

I'm about 1023/1024 of the way there in applying Zeno logic, hold on.

Zeno: the first recorded troll.

[10ebbor10]

But how did you even get halfway there?

He's probably using the modern variant, optimalized for IT purposes. Ie, the Last 1% of the task will take 99% of the time.*

*As opposed to the opposite Quantum Download Theory(Popularized by the Windows Download Manager) which says that any action will be completed within now and the end of time, and the only way to find out how long it takes is by looking back when it's finished.

[lue]

But how did you even get halfway there?

He's probably using the modern variant, optimalized for IT purposes. Ie, the Last 1% of the task will take 99% of the time.*

*As opposed to the opposite Quantum Download Theory(Popularized by the Windows Download Manager) which says that any action will be completed within now and the end of time, and the only way to find out how long it takes is by looking back when it's finished.

Eh, I always visualize Zeno as "get halfway there to your point, then go half the remaining distance, then half the remaining distance, then half the remaining distance..."