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[Neonivek]

One of the towns on the way to work has a bunch of scarecrows put up. For some odd reason, many of them have large, prominent breasts.


I also noticed that the name of Lexaus from Kingdom Hearts is an anagram of "sexual". I don't know why my brain does this.

They are still making Fairly Odd Parents, something about that is just weird, I was for some reason reading up on the show, ready to post in the sad thread my weird thing about how I feel when narratives finish and then I realise that it hasn't ended yet, surely there's no one watching it... Right?

They're still making it? Isn't Timmy a bit old for fairy godparents? I think there was supposed to be an age limit for that sort of thing.

Come, now. We all know most cartoon characters don't age. The show is still good, btw.

It is because the fairy rules actually don't have hard rules on what constitutes a child or an adult.

As long as Timmy Turner doesn't become an "adult" he still counts as a child, and the show is very clear that Timmy Turner acts extra immature as a way to keep his Fairygod parents.

Which according to the Fairlyodd parents movie, Timmy Turner is 25 (or some age like that).

Though how can they really continue a series that by all means ended?

[werty892]

I saw MSH on YouTube. Top comment too.

[werty892]

No, This.

[Lord_lemonpie]

This made me go "WTF"

[Lagslayer]

It is because the fairy rules actually don't have hard rules on what constitutes a child or an adult.

As long as Timmy Turner doesn't become an "adult" he still counts as a child, and the show is very clear that Timmy Turner acts extra immature as a way to keep his Fairygod parents.

Which according to the Fairlyodd parents movie, Timmy Turner is 25 (or some age like that).

Though how can they really continue a series that by all means ended?

I saw a bit of that movie and it was terrible. At least as bad as I thought it would be. As far as I'm concerned, that movie is from another dimension where people derive pleasure from impaling their genitals with shards of glass, rubbing salt in the wounds, then sending them through the furnace. Then they re-grow their genitals and do it all over again.

[Neonivek]

It is because the fairy rules actually don't have hard rules on what constitutes a child or an adult.

As long as Timmy Turner doesn't become an "adult" he still counts as a child, and the show is very clear that Timmy Turner acts extra immature as a way to keep his Fairygod parents.

Which according to the Fairlyodd parents movie, Timmy Turner is 25 (or some age like that).

Though how can they really continue a series that by all means ended?

I saw a bit of that movie and it was terrible. At least as bad as I thought it would be. As far as I'm concerned, that movie is from another dimension where people derive pleasure from impaling their genitals with shards of glass, rubbing salt in the wounds, then sending them through the furnace. Then they re-grow their genitals and do it all over again.

I think the IDEA of the movie was solid. Heck the proven on the show that it works,

MY major complaint about it is that it is about timmy turner learning to live without wishes... But the show clearly establishes that Timmy Turner just loves his Fairygod parents and was more then willing to live without wishes if it meant he could still be with them.

Why the heck did he have to relearn that lesson... AGAIN!?!

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I saw MSH on YouTube. Top comment too.

The video for the alpha centauri self-aware colony?

My talents are manifold, my influence wide, and my interests omnipresent.

But mostly I just practice political science and creative writing on the internet instead of doing anything important.

[Lagslayer]

Oh Armok what did I just do.

I once made an adventurer in Genesis Mod named Karki Boneruns the Gilded Glow. He was a wyvern, because I was feeling lazy and wanted to see what I could do as one of the deadly creatures of Genesis. Karki was an odd fellow; he liked biting
people in obscure places and waiting until they melted to death. One day, after having a wonderful time killing a village of centaurs, he decided to go clear out a bandit camp. He went there, only to find one of my previous adventurers already there, killing the crap out of everyone there. I decided to help him, and the first thing he does after killing everyone there is shield-bash me in the head, killing me. I later looked in Karki's Legends file and found out his corpse was mounted on a pike. Never going there again.

EDIT: First post. I've lurked for a while and I think I've finally found a community crazier than me! I'll have to work on my skills!

Xantalos' first post ever. I dug it out. Why do I have to investigate the backstories of my fellow forumites? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

HAHAHA! This is awesome!

[Descan]

I... don't get it. How is it awesome? It's a forumites first post. Not even a special one?

[Lagslayer]

I... don't get it. How is it awesome? It's a forumites first post. Not even a special one?

Irony.

[Xantalos]

Yes, now you know my secret.
My first post was dedicated to mastering the technique of the Wyvern Arm Cannon.

[LordSlowpoke]

your secret was along the lines of fuck you're here for a year and half while i thought you were here for longer than armok

your omnipresence is just a truly ridiculous posts per day ratio

[Xantalos]

your secret was along the lines of fuck you're here for a year and half while i thought you were here for longer than armok

your omnipresence is just a truly ridiculous posts per day ratio

I'm just the best poster around. Nothing's ever going to keep me down.

[hops]

Sadly my first post was something about sterilizing cats.

Let's be brief here:
We don't have a massive group of cats and dogs because we prevent them from breeding.

I say that male pet cats should be available for castration to prevent catsplosion.

This should also be available for dogs as well, but of course, not birds.

I know this might be a bit hard to do, but it's the only way to stop them.

[mastahcheese]

*Check my profile*

Wait for a goblin siege and send him off to die heroically against absurd odds.

This is how I got rid of my first ever vampire, she moved literally 4 steps out of the fortress and was shot in the head by a goblin archer.

Wow, that was so lame.