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[mastahcheese]

Now, by "demon", are we talking imps or bloodthirsters?

Generic daemonhost, Fear rating 3.

Dang.

[Xantalos]

Now, by "demon", are we talking imps or bloodthirsters?

Generic daemonhost, Fear rating 3.

Dang.

That's likely still sufficient to TPK a party that's literally in it's first fight of the campaign.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Yes, what with all those False Christians (TM) out there. Now you've got to be a "Bible-believing Christian" to qualify for One True Christian (TM) status.

[hops]

One True Christian (TM) status.

First thing that popped up in my head is Jesus/God OTC

[SealyStar]

I found my school notebooks from last year (it's amazing how easily things get lost in four months!). Between where calculus homework used to be and various haphazardly organized notes, I have enough scribbles to fill an entire limited-edition codex when I become rich and famous and people want to know how my creative process works.

Sample Contents (Warning: Super Geeky):

Now-incomprehensible scribblings in five semi-conlangs, two of which I still maintain in some form or another but are different enough for the old text to be incomprehensible. Example: "Tyykemanú sasúmadonu rúfynú" is one of the more conservative snippets; it is now "Tyykemanu sasumoku rúfennu". And that particular phrase, which means "two feet echo in the mountains", is only so constant because it's my basic example phrase for the conlang.

Lyrics for several hypothetical TCR Ghost remixes, back when there was still some likelihood he would return in the definite future. Example: "Pay my respects to Asho and Trisha/Send my condolences to Coodoo/Give my regards to NavyHuskie/And thanks to CelticBrony, too/And so long to the Tub Guy/You taught the newfags how to troll..." [The Killers, "Human"]

My unrealistic and never-followed-through strategies for the expansion of Phantaria in Battlemaster, including such optimistic misjudgments as bringing Saffalore up to full production in two weeks.

Planning and rough excerpts for a novel currently stuck in prewriting hell. Like the conlangs (the "tyykemanu" one is actually designed for this novel), a huge amount has been redone in four months, such as most of the character names, the year the story is set, and so on.

Two pages of personal notes and ramblings written in a super-low-security substitution cypher.

Several songs translated into Latin, including my personal favorite, a mostly-rhyming rendition of the final verse of "Stairway to Heaven", which so far as I can tell is pretty decent Latin:

Spoiler: Scalae ad Caelum (click to show/hide)

"Via errantibus nobis,
Umbris altioribus animis
Ambulat femina quam scimus
Quae albam candet et monstrare vult
Omne mutaturum in aurum
Et si strenue auscultas
Tandem tibi veniet veritas
Omni uno omni unoque
Saxum esse et non volvere
Et ea emit scalas ad caelum"

Incomplete lyrics for a Iain M. Banks/Isaac Asimov/J.R.R. Tolkien rap battle. Geek pride worldwide. Warning: may be offensive to Scots and contains vulgar language.

Spoiler: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF SFF GEEKS! (click to show/hide)

"[Asimov to Banks]
You got a lotta Culture, Banks
But I built the Foundation!
Break the First fucking Law
On your sheep fucking nation!

[Tolkien to Asimov]
Send word to the Fellowship,
I got a new quest:
Show this old sci-fi hack
Whose books are the best
Who gives two orcs about that Banks bitch?
I'm here for revenge!
Here for my Hugo award,
Got no country to defend!
You wrote some li'l books about robots
And psychologists in space!
I made up an entire language
For a nonexistent race!
Gimme that Hugo back, Isaac,
Watch your head go kaboom!
And kick your mutton-chopped ass
Into the fires of Mount Doom!

An attempt at a character-relationship diagram for Jess Walter's The Zero, a book which confused me to no end, but was one of the best I read in the last year.

[Sirus]

Holy crap, it's like freaking Moonbattery in real life here. Nothing on anyone's minds except guns, how Obama is trying to destroy America, guns, how many people they want to kill with guns, more guns, the upcoming civil war which is coming "soon", and so on.

My fellow truckers, ladies and gentlemen. Thanks for perpetuating the stereotypes.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I'm surprised you were able to conceal your true identity from them.

[Sirus]

Hey man, you can do amazing things with makeup these days.

ETA: Oh boy, now they're bringing up Illuminati-like secret societies that control everything. It's like someone distilled FSTDT down to the basics and shoved it into this room.

[kaijyuu]

Bring a hidden camera next time and post it on FSTDT.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Bring a hidden camera next time and post it on FSTDT.

And when he is inevitably found out it will only make them more paranoid!

[Mr Space Cat]

Holy crap, it's like freaking Moonbattery in real life here. Nothing on anyone's minds except guns, how Obama is trying to destroy America, guns, how many people they want to kill with guns, more guns, the upcoming civil war which is coming "soon", and so on.

My fellow truckers, ladies and gentlemen. Thanks for perpetuating the stereotypes.

the question now is: Do they all have manly-man beards?

[Sirus]

Holy crap, it's like freaking Moonbattery in real life here. Nothing on anyone's minds except guns, how Obama is trying to destroy America, guns, how many people they want to kill with guns, more guns, the upcoming civil war which is coming "soon", and so on.

My fellow truckers, ladies and gentlemen. Thanks for perpetuating the stereotypes.

the question now is: Do they all have manly-man beards?

Nope. In fact, two of them were women.

Thankfully most of them left after telling a few racist jokes, and the ones that stayed decided to focus on the football game instead of continuing the conversation.

[Steelmagic]

Holy crap, it's like freaking Moonbattery in real life here. Nothing on anyone's minds except guns, how Obama is trying to destroy America, guns, how many people they want to kill with guns, more guns, the upcoming civil war which is coming "soon", and so on.

My fellow truckers, ladies and gentlemen. Thanks for perpetuating the stereotypes.

the question now is: Do they all have manly-man beards?

Nope. In fact, two of them were women.

Thankfully most of them left after telling a few racist jokes, and the ones that stayed decided to focus on the football game instead of continuing the conversation.

American football: no matter how paranoid and seemingly insane someone is in the U.S. it will distract them. If it doesn't then that means they are obviously one of the evil Illuminati agents.

[Putnam]

This bothers me way too much:

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[Siquo]

American football: no matter how paranoid and seemingly insane someone is in the U.S. it will distract them. If it doesn't then that means they are obviously one of the evil Illuminati agents.

The ancient Romans already knew this. It wasn't called American Football then, but the principle remains.