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[Dutchling]

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[Skyrunner]

This is news to me.

I see /someone/ used OOP a lot.

[Yoink]

In the early 2000s, you still found video clips that were extremely popular purely by virtue of being homemade videos SHARED ON THE INTERNET!. In '95 even porn sites were primarily pictures and snail-mail VHS orders.

Also, your average 5 minute video would take around 6 hours to download on a 28.8 modem, and there'd be an extremely high chance of losing the file due to signal loss.

Ah yes, I remember when I visited my first porn site at the age of, what, 13? Jesus Christ, think about that one. It was this awful wall of lewd .gifs and low res pictures.

Thinking back on it, I'm surprised my barely pubescent self's reaction upon viewing this WASN'T to enter a dire mood and tear my own dick off. That shit was disgusting for what was my first foray into free porn.

Mine was when I went round to a friend's house (Said friend had more money than brains), and he put it on because he thought it was hilarious.

[INSERT FAP JOKE]

[Tiruin]

This is news to me.

I see /someone/ used OOP a lot.

I only now am surprised that others don't know of this.

More of surprise than a WTF.

[Fniff]

We need a surprise thread!

[pisskop]

Soviet Anthem in English

[Graknorke]

Anal breathing
I don't think I can actually explain this.

I don't know if you need telling that it's NSFW, given the title. But I'll warn you just in case someone tries to sue or whatever. This is NSFW.

[Loud Whispers]

They became a gang. With a prison gang too.

Wat.

[pisskop]

Juggalo has become a whole culture.  I knew one from Texas.  A LOT of 'FUN', some with !!FUN!!.

[Lord Shonus]

A friend of mine has a nest of ground wasps next to his house, which he doesn't want to be there. He could have used the perfectly good can of Raid that he has, or flooded the nest with the water from his swimming pool that needs draining anyway. What does he use? He goes after it with a shovel. For bonus points, after he predictably got stung, he started hitting the nest screaming "I hit you!"

[Loud Whispers]

A friend of mine has a nest of ground wasps next to his house, which he doesn't want to be there. He could have used the perfectly good can of Raid that he has, or flooded the nest with the water from his swimming pool that needs draining anyway. What does he use? He goes after it with a shovel. For bonus points, after he predictably got stung, he started hitting the nest screaming "I hit you!"

I would have recommended rocks, but shovel is good too.

[FearfulJesuit]

Didn't SalmonGod deal with this a week or two ago? I think we came to the conclusion that a flamethrower and extreme prejudice are usually the best option, if you can make them work.

And even if they're not the best option, you should still use them.

[Graknorke]

I was just about to go to bed thinking "Better get some sleep it's about midnight I think."
I close my laptop lid, turn around to go go to bed, look at my clock... 00:00:00
Fucking amazing.

[Flying Dice]

My laptop runs hot enough that mosquitoes are attracted to it instead of me.

[majikero]

I was just about to go to bed thinking "Better get some sleep it's about midnight I think."
I close my laptop lid, turn around to go go to bed, look at my clock... 00:00:00
Fucking amazing.

Did you check the color of the moon?