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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14919203 times)

Lord Shonus

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #37185 on: September 09, 2013, 02:24:11 pm »

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Isn't it generally considered important what is being shot at?
This is america, no.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #37186 on: September 09, 2013, 05:06:13 pm »

That story sounds like something I would have made up when I was abroad, along with the $3 bill sporting John Kennedy and the dangers of letting big gummint run Social Security. It is, after all, a uniquely American combination: equality for all citizens, gun-happy politicians and ill-thought-out consequences.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #37187 on: September 09, 2013, 07:39:23 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #37188 on: September 09, 2013, 07:50:21 pm »

Note to self: If food, horrible deformities may put off being eaten.

Though that does kinda' make me wonder... with aquarium food, do they cook the ones that die of old age?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #37189 on: September 09, 2013, 08:17:26 pm »

♫ Her name was Lola,
She was a Lobster.
With antennae on her maw,
and a 6-pronged mutant claw... ♫


But yeah, it's kinda cool how that stuff can happen. Our fingers are actually just fractal, smaller versions of our arms, with a hard plate on the end that grows from a modified hair follicle (the nail). It'd be cool to look at her lobster genetics, and see what point mutation happened to fractalize her claws like that, for Science.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #37190 on: September 09, 2013, 08:32:29 pm »

♫ Her name was Lola,
She was a Lobster.
With antennae on her maw,
and a 6-pronged mutant claw... ♫


But yeah, it's kinda cool how that stuff can happen. Our fingers are actually just fractal, smaller versions of our arms, with a hard plate on the end that grows from a modified hair follicle (the nail). It'd be cool to look at her lobster genetics, and see what point mutation happened to fractalize her claws like that, for Science.

Dude. My fingers feel funny now.


why. Why would you say that.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #37191 on: September 09, 2013, 08:35:47 pm »

Damn you Soli and Puffer. Now I'm all hyper-aware of my fingers and I'm getting really freakishly introspective and and and andandand
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #37192 on: September 09, 2013, 08:58:11 pm »

I'm typing with mutant miniaturized arms!  Oh ye gods WHY!  It cannot be unlearned! 

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #37193 on: September 09, 2013, 09:08:03 pm »

There's a skeleton inside of you. It's hard and also a little brittle. It keeps you from being a flesh blob.

There's a bunch of different single-celled organisms acting as one system processing toxins and good things for your body. It's called the liver.

Inside those cells live another cell. Mitochondria. It's got its own DNA. It lives inside every cell of your body.

Your body processes organic matter and then turns it into heat energy.

Your brain is nothing but electrochemical processes.

I scare myself sometimes with every last one of these thoughts augh.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #37194 on: September 09, 2013, 09:21:34 pm »

I scare myself sometimes with every last one of these thoughts augh.
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But it's all fascinating!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #37195 on: September 09, 2013, 09:27:08 pm »

Have you ever looked at the back of your hand and realize there's a few cuts there you never felt? When I saw it, its already dry and sealed up and keeps bugging me, when did that happen?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #37196 on: September 09, 2013, 09:31:30 pm »

I need learning bleach!  Quickly to the liquor store!

Grain alcohol: For when a man needs to forget everything that just fucking happened

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« Reply #37197 on: September 09, 2013, 09:35:47 pm »

♫ Her name was Lola,
She was a Lobster.
With antennae on her maw,
and a 6-pronged mutant claw... ♫


But yeah, it's kinda cool how that stuff can happen. Our fingers are actually just fractal, smaller versions of our arms, with a hard plate on the end that grows from a modified hair follicle (the nail). It'd be cool to look at her lobster genetics, and see what point mutation happened to fractalize her claws like that, for Science.
It's actually a five pronged claw, you get six when you include the other claw... Also I can't help but feel the aquarium owner's assessment of "genetic mutation" is probably inaccurate.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #37198 on: September 09, 2013, 09:40:37 pm »

There's a skeleton inside of you. It's hard and also a little brittle. It keeps you from being a flesh blob.

There's a bunch of different single-celled organisms acting as one system processing toxins and good things for your body. It's called the liver.

Inside those cells live another cell. Mitochondria. It's got its own DNA. It lives inside every cell of your body.

Your body processes organic matter and then turns it into heat energy.

Your brain is nothing but electrochemical processes.

I scare myself sometimes with every last one of these thoughts augh.
Man, more then anything, is matter. He's alive, et cetera, but more then anything, he's flesh. Lose track of that sometimes.
I scare myself sometimes with every last one of these thoughts augh.
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But it's all fascinating!
Fascinating, ha. No better reminder of your own mortality.
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Have you ever looked at the back of your hand and realize there's a few cuts there you never felt? When I saw it, its already dry and sealed up and keeps bugging me, when did that happen?
This happens far too damn often to me. It freaks me out. I have entire scars I don't remember.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #37199 on: September 09, 2013, 09:43:54 pm »

play with any cats recently?
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