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[Siquo]

Saw tee shirt that said: "Truth + God = Life."

All I could think was that it mathematically follows that to solve for Truth:

Truth + God = Life

 subtract God from both sides of the equation....

 Truth = Life - God

And Life - Truth = God. This just might be an incredibly elaborate troll shirt.

So that means that Life = God - Truth.

Actually, no

[Xantalos]

Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
...
I can't math right now.

[Jopax]

Dude, come on, really!?!

[10ebbor10]

Thunderstorm passed over. Little damage, pretty lightshow. (You could read by the light of the lightning, though it was not advised. The book would get wet quickly)

Neighbours had water running out of the ceiling, through the lamps. Suprisingly little damage, and no shorts.

[Flying Dice]

Dude, come on, really!?!

Turns out that having arms made out of balloons is only good when you aren't doing anything with them.

[Slayerhero90]

Dude, come on, really!?!

Turns out that having arms made out of balloons is only good when you aren't doing anything with them.

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[Hanslanda]

Kay, so something happened while I was in jail, and I don't know what it was, but now every chick I know is trying to sleep with me.

1. My bartender friend told me she will sleep with me if her and her boyfriend break up.
2. The friend I work with, whom I'm always hitting on, suddenly is hitting on me back.
3. A friend of mine just randomly showed up while I was at work, and I got her number, now I'm flirting with her.
4. I was walking around at work, and saw a couple girls my age. I just sorta glanced at them, and kept walking, when one of them waved and winked, so I winked back.

All of this within twenty four hours. Hell, within twelve hours. I don't know what's going on... But I like it.

[Bdthemag]

Hans, you just discovered one of the few benefits that come from going to jail.

[Hanslanda]

Benefits to going to jail:
-You are now a 'bad boy'. Chicks love those.
-Free food.

Down sides:
-Literally just about everything else.

[Knight of Fools]

Must be that good old fashioned American rehabilitation.


...no, wait. That can't be right...

[NobodyPro]

British accent. Why do I have one?

[Loud Whispers]

British accent. Why do I have one?

The Queen's mind control probes are working at full efficiency. You may suffer from short-term memory loss and bad teeth in the following weeks, do not be alarmed, it is for your safety.

[miauw62]

Apparently pubic lice have evolved from gorrila lice, rather than from other human lice. ._.

[Dutchling]

Spoiler: wat (click to show/hide)

[Greiger]

Cable internet and phones went out for customers on the local big cable company in Tampa for most of the day yesterday.  Officials are implying that it was limited to the Tampa area.

No it was not, Tampa was out from about 10a-5p. According to a friend in Orlando that went out 3p-7p and according to my own experiences and my more local friends it went out at 7pm through well past midnight in Daytona(the other side of the state).  At least in Daytona the TV still mostly worked, we just lost phone and internet.

The cable company sponsored news channel refuses to cover it, all other sources seem to imply it was limited to Tampa, despite scattered article comments saying otherwise.  WTF News people, you call it the worst outage in history and you don't even know half the areas effected.

In a related WTF I'm told I get very cranky when I don't have internet.