Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[Xantalos]

New OOTS. Goddamn.
...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Does Ressurect work on killed vampires?

[Neonivek]

Goodness Frumple you remind me of a book I liked as a child

Where this monster wants something, I think to eat, but cannot speak clearly. So these scientists and wise people with huge resevoirs of esoteric knowledge hear his garbled speech they come up with crazy things.

But then a kid goes "I think he meant this".

I think he had a tooth ache and needed a dentist if I remember correctly.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Does Ressurect work on killed vampires?

Yes, the vampire's body is considered a corpse. I don't think it brings them back as Vampires though.

[Helgoland]

Spoiler: Luckily remembered spoilering (click to show/hide)

But Durkon has to die, because he will then be buried in the mountainhome...
But I guess Malack could be resurrected. But there's no body  left - just look at the last panel

[Neonivek]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

there's no body  left

True Resurrection still works

[Xantalos]

Spoiler: Luckily remembered spoilering (click to show/hide)

But Durkon has to die, because he will then be buried in the mountainhome...
But I guess Malack could be resurrected. But there's no body  left - just look at the last panel

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

No, the implication of him going home dead is that he goes home as a vampire and brings doom upon the dwarves.

[Helgoland]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I believe it was said that he would be buried in his home soil. Too lazy to get a quote though

[Flying Dice]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

That doesn't mean he won't wreak havoc before being put down.

[GlyphGryph]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Actually, all that was said was "posthumously". HE assumed it meant he'd be buried in his home soil, but that doesn't mean that part is true.

His question was: When will I return home?
The answer was: posthumously

That's all we've got to go on from the Oracle.

[Helgoland]

Hilarious, even if it's from 2011.
Also a bit worrying.

[Pnx]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Honestly, I was sort of surprised he didn't have Word of Recall prepared considering he knew he was going into a desert without shelter for ages around. I mean unless there was some kind of no teleport zone in effect. That might make sense.

[Parsely]

New OOTS. Goddamn.

Whats OOTS? Random guess is Webseries.

[Helgoland]

Order of the Stick - webcomic that affectionately parodies D&D. To be found here.

[Sirus]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

There are no OotS spoilers here. Made you look

[Jopax]

Hilarious, even if it's from 2011.
Also a bit worrying.

That was a very interesting read, also insightful on how horribly broken the entire thing is.

Ruthless capitalism is a very scary thing :C

[Levi]

The trading day ended with none of my eight stocks going up or down.  So strange.