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Tellemurius

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #3540 on: December 19, 2011, 02:10:17 pm »

Ohio: bunch of cheap paying bastards

Yup, take heart kids, your going to jail or not depends entirely on some poor overworked attorney being paid at most $225-$500 depending on if its a misdemeanor or felony (and you can get jail for a misdemeanor, up to 6 months).

The amount has not been increased in 20 years. None-the-less, they want to cut the amount. Thankfully the judges have issued court orders locking in their budgets, because otherwise they won't have one, at all.
Damn that's weak, misdemeanor is considered under 2 years of jail time here.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #3541 on: December 19, 2011, 02:11:46 pm »

Ohio: bunch of cheap paying bastards

Yup, take heart kids, your going to jail or not depends entirely on some poor overworked attorney being paid at most $225-$500 depending on if its a misdemeanor or felony (and you can get jail for a misdemeanor, up to 6 months).

The amount has not been increased in 20 years. None-the-less, they want to cut the amount. Thankfully the judges have issued court orders locking in their budgets, because otherwise they won't have one, at all.
Damn that's weak, misdemeanor is considered under 2 years of jail time here.

Depends on the degree of misdemeanor though....
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #3545 on: December 19, 2011, 03:58:50 pm »

Wasn't Obama a brown black guy?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #3546 on: December 19, 2011, 04:32:18 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #3547 on: December 19, 2011, 04:33:41 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #3548 on: December 19, 2011, 05:45:42 pm »

Larry the Cable Guy has a new show...on the History Channel.

I know this because apparently an ATF bomb disposal unit is profiled in one upcoming episode.

I think their new motto should be "History Channel: We'll Show Any Damn Thing What Done Blowed Up" >_<

That's actually, from the episodes I've seen, one of their more historical shows. It's mainly about local folk history that is normally overlooked by the world at large. What you have to realize is that the "Larry The Cable Guy, Bumbling Redneck" persona is precisely that. A persona.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #3549 on: December 19, 2011, 06:06:07 pm »

I just now noticed a giant foot outside the window.








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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #3550 on: December 19, 2011, 06:11:46 pm »

I just now noticed a giant foot outside the window.








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"Trolls"? If you mean trolling, I wasn't aware you were trolling because it never made anyone mad/confused/laugh.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #3551 on: December 19, 2011, 06:17:19 pm »

I just now noticed a giant foot outside the window.








I love it when you play along with my trolls
"Trolls"? If you mean trolling, I wasn't aware you were trolling because it never made anyone mad/confused/laugh.

Eh, it's just a thing i do where you...at least "pretend" to believe me and play along. Not REAL trolling.

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« Reply #3552 on: December 19, 2011, 08:24:54 pm »

Screw that, no one has posted since i did.

That is MY WTF moment.

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« Reply #3553 on: December 19, 2011, 09:42:21 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #3554 on: December 19, 2011, 09:43:39 pm »

A girl [:o] just came over and had a conversation with me, resulting in one of my first REAL-LIFE friends in history.

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