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[Steelmagic]

I don't even know what faction I'm supposed to be fighting for. I jump around all three like a hyperactive monkey.

That is because you are the chosen one! Destined to grow into the hero that shall unite the warring factions of Bay12 and lead them in holy crusade against the minecraft forums!

Nah I'm just gonna go on tumblr while you guys bicker and quarrel.

Well shit. So much for the crusade.

[Devling]

I don't even know what faction I'm supposed to be fighting for. I jump around all three like a hyperactive monkey.

That is because you are the chosen one! Destined to grow into the hero that shall unite the warring factions of Bay12 and lead them in holy crusade against the minecraft forums!

Nah I'm just gonna go on tumblr while you guys bicker and quarrel.

Well shit. So much for the crusade.

*Throws down hat in disgust*

[Fniff]

This prophecy is going to shit fast...

[Steelmagic]

Don't suppose there's a backup plan?

[Furtuka]

Don't suppose there's a backup plan?

Yes but it involves merging Xantalos and Pathos into a single entity and then sacrificing a thousand escaped lunatics to it.

[Slayerhero90]

Don't suppose there's a backup plan?

Yes but it involves merging Xantalos and Pathos into a single entity and then sacrificing a thousand escaped lunatics to it.

Keep iram, though.

[Xantalos]

Don't suppose there's a backup plan?

Yes but it involves merging Xantalos and Pathos into a single entity and then sacrificing a thousand escaped lunatics to it.

Bah. One thousand? Make it a mole and we'll talk.

[Lightningfalcon]

Don't suppose there's a backup plan?

Yes but it involves merging Xantalos and Pathos into a single entity and then sacrificing a thousand escaped lunatics to it.

Bah. One thousand? Make it a mole and we'll talk.

A mole of escaped lunatics?  With or without spambots?

[penguinofhonor]

Can I just sacrifice a mole?

I mean, it would be a rabid or otherwise terminally ill mole. And it would be sacrificed by painless lethal injection. And I wouldn't be performing the injection or be anywhere near it. But it's the thought that counts, right?

[Lightningfalcon]

Can I just sacrifice a mole?

I mean, it would be a rabid or otherwise terminally ill mole. And it would be sacrificed by painless lethal injection. And I wouldn't be performing the injection or be anywhere near it. But it's the thought that counts, right?

The thought has to be one of joy at the slaughter of such a beautiful creature.  So no your thought doesn't count.

[Xantalos]

Don't suppose there's a backup plan?

Yes but it involves merging Xantalos and Pathos into a single entity and then sacrificing a thousand escaped lunatics to it.

Bah. One thousand? Make it a mole and we'll talk.

A mole of escaped lunatics?  With or without spambots?

Spambots are acceptable, as well as trolls and bandodgers of all sorts.

[Lightningfalcon]

Don't suppose there's a backup plan?

Yes but it involves merging Xantalos and Pathos into a single entity and then sacrificing a thousand escaped lunatics to it.

Bah. One thousand? Make it a mole and we'll talk.

A mole of escaped lunatics?  With or without spambots?

Spambots are acceptable, as well as trolls and bandodgers of all sorts.

I'm sure that we can find enough of them then.
Is there any segregation among the upper forums between talks of the game and talks about modding?  If so we can use that against them.

[Urist Imiknorris]

Why don't we just sacrifice Pathos to Xantalos? The merger and sacrifice don't have to be separate.

[Xantalos]

Hey, I'd welcome that.

[Kadzar]

But aren't we all secretly Pathos? We'd have to sacrifice everyone for it to work.