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[MC Dirty]

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[Levi]

Edit: Nothin' to see here.

Aw, I was going to tell another toothy story. 

[Jerick]

I'm 21 and I've had this extra tooth for quite a few years now that never really bothered me. But now that I think about it, a lot points to it still being one of my first teeth. In other words, I might still have a deciduous tooth. I can't really explain it any other way because seriously, why would I have an extra tooth? I'm not a shark or anything.
Funnily enough, my brother (22) and my sister (18) had the exact same thing, but both lost them earlier than I did. Then again, that might be because they had them pulled.

Feel free to ignore this post, but that was very much a WTF moment for me.

You should of seen me when I got my adult teeth, a good couple came up lower on the gum and facing inwards.
That took some fixing,

[MC Dirty]

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[Dutchling]

Yankee Propaganda
o_O

[RedKing]

Yankee Propaganda
o_O

The cartoon is old hat (I have a copy of that myself). But the comments section....especially the one illiterate dude who has a thing against Hawaiians....wtf?



EDIT: Also...Norway is running critically short on a crucial supply: butter. This is the worst Norwegian holiday-related food shortage since the Easter Egg Drought of 2004.

You guys actually *have* a Minister of Agriculture, right? Isn't he/she supposed to take care of these things? 

[Dutchling]

Yeah I figured it was pretty old, as it is really old .
I just never saw it before.

[Akura]

I was eating something yesterday, and as I was chewing my ear popped. It hurt, a lot(it still kinda does). I cleaned my ear out last night, and a glob of thick red stuff was on the end of the swab. A second cleaning revealed a little more blood, although I haven't seen anymore blood. I know I didn't rupture the drum, which happened to my little sister once after a snowball to the side of the head, since I can still hear just fine out of it.

[Trapezohedron]

On the topic of ear hygiene, how do you correctly clean the insides of your ears? I'm very ticklish in those parts, and maybe feel a little pain for trying to do that. And I feel deafer day after day. I need it out very soon...

[Ultimuh]

On the topic of ear hygiene, how do you correctly clean the insides of your ears? I'm very ticklish in those parts, and maybe feel a little pain for trying to do that. And I feel deafer day after day. I need it out very soon...

Just do it as I do, without thinking. It helps.

[scriver]

EDIT: Also...Norway is running critically short on a crucial supply: butter. This is the worst Norwegian holiday-related food shortage since the Easter Egg Drought of 2004.

You guys actually *have* a Minister of Agriculture, right? Isn't he/she supposed to take care of these things? 

There has already been a few butter riots in the Swedish border towns as the North Road Folk venture down from their Mountainhomes en masse in search of the Lactose Gold. Several had to be put down as violence commenced.

The Swedish Riksdag has decided to solve the Butter Immigrant issue by putting up a fence along the border, in combination with training Attack Polar Bears to patrol the mountains.

All were in favour.

[Loud Whispers]

What's going on in mordor today kids?

[RedKing]

I was eating something yesterday, and as I was chewing my ear popped. It hurt, a lot(it still kinda does). I cleaned my ear out last night, and a glob of thick red stuff was on the end of the swab. A second cleaning revealed a little more blood, although I haven't seen anymore blood. I know I didn't rupture the drum, which happened to my little sister once after a snowball to the side of the head, since I can still hear just fine out of it.

I get reddish-brown stuff out of my left ear every morning after my shower. My right ear is squeaky clean. I don't know what the hell is leaking out of my skull at night....

EDIT: Also...Norway is running critically short on a crucial supply: butter. This is the worst Norwegian holiday-related food shortage since the Easter Egg Drought of 2004.

You guys actually *have* a Minister of Agriculture, right? Isn't he/she supposed to take care of these things? 

There has already been a few butter riots in the Swedish border towns as the North Road Folk venture down from their Mountainhomes en masse in search of the Lactose Gold. Several had to be put down as violence commenced.

The Swedish Riksdag has decided to solve the Butter Immigrant issue by putting up a fence along the border, in combination with training Attack Polar Bears to patrol the mountains.

All were in favour.

O in those dark times were the Northmen
by lust for butter becleft
Then did Harald Spreadfast take up his gilt butterknife
And struggle mightily with Haakon Churn-hoard
The mightiest of the Viking raiders
in search of soft Swedish gold did roam

--from the Prose Spredda by Snorri the Milker

[Loud Whispers]

I was eating something yesterday, and as I was chewing my ear popped. It hurt, a lot(it still kinda does). I cleaned my ear out last night, and a glob of thick red stuff was on the end of the swab. A second cleaning revealed a little more blood, although I haven't seen anymore blood. I know I didn't rupture the drum, which happened to my little sister once after a snowball to the side of the head, since I can still hear just fine out of it.

I get reddish-brown stuff out of my left ear every morning after my shower. My right ear is squeaky clean. I don't know what the hell is leaking out of my skull at night....

Clean your ears with a warm cloth?

I'm being super cereal. This's happened to meh b4 2 D:

And trust me... If there was a problem with your ears, you would really know it.

[Pray_for_Snow]

Three girls and I were playing truth or dare. I made one friend make a snowball and share eating it with her best friend, and they didn't like that (Lady and the Tramp isn't appropriate, apparently).

On the way back to our dorm, we ran into a snowman who had both breasts and a penis sculpted onto it. My next dare was to fellatate the snow-penis.

Then, I was dared to let the girls dress me up and put makeup on me. Needless to say, I need to devise some devious dares for them in return, but I'm still WTF'ing over those two things.