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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14974916 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #32535 on: May 24, 2013, 02:03:30 am »

I don't think there will be much overlap with the existing content.

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I seriously doubt that they could swing licenses for everything out there, or even the majority of it. And if they did, what, the people who already read it for free are going to willingly start paying for a new, inferior service? Because let's be honest, if it takes off there will almost certainly be DRM. Even if they start pulling blatantly illegal legalistic bullshit to try to shut down places like ff.net, has that stopped the distribution of pirated musics, games, or films (all of which are, personal ethics aside, actually illegal)?
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« Reply #32536 on: May 24, 2013, 06:42:36 am »

North Carolina woman has her son arrested for stealing her Pop-Tarts.

Way to go for ruining your son's life by giving him a criminal record ::).
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« Reply #32537 on: May 24, 2013, 06:44:55 am »

That goes beyond disgusting, it's just plain weird.
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« Reply #32538 on: May 24, 2013, 06:52:29 am »

I'm imagining an incredibly fat mother becoming irate over stolen pop-tarts...

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« Reply #32539 on: May 24, 2013, 08:48:34 am »

This will either be hilariously terrible, or rather interesting.
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« Reply #32541 on: May 24, 2013, 09:13:15 am »

Eh. I'm not always going to spot everything, I don't tend to play rogue. :P
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« Reply #32542 on: May 24, 2013, 09:16:51 am »

Heh. Everyone without detect monsters wants some ranks in spot. Sometimes even them, nondetection is a thing. Nothing like a cranquin sneak attack to ruin your day.
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« Reply #32543 on: May 24, 2013, 11:22:21 am »

Collect calls from the jail are just .... They're what they are....
After about 30 seconds of crap because this call is costing me money....

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North Carolina woman has her son arrested for stealing her Pop-Tarts.

Way to go for ruining your son's life by giving him a criminal record ::).

Uh, I dunno anything about Carolina, North South or otherwise, but don't you have a duty to support your juvenile childrenseses? I'm pretty sure I'm on several abuse neglect and dependency cases from people not feeding their childrenses. I dunno man. This just looks pretty dumb.
« Last Edit: May 24, 2013, 11:30:27 am by Truean »
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« Reply #32544 on: May 24, 2013, 12:04:23 pm »

Its a misdemeanor. That means at 18 it is sealed in a folder somewhere and can only be looked at by order of a court. This applies for everything that is not a felony.

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« Reply #32545 on: May 24, 2013, 12:09:11 pm »

Its a misdemeanor. That means at 18 it is sealed in a folder somewhere and can only be looked at by order of a court. This applies for everything that is not a felony.

In this age, the court sealing it at age 18 is meaningless as the information will already have been downloaded into a dozen databases for use in future extortion attempts by corporations that publish criminal records and mugshots, but for a "reasonable fee they will delete their copy (but not the copies they have sold to a dozen shell corporations with the same MO).
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« Reply #32546 on: May 24, 2013, 01:02:44 pm »

So the annoying roommate has turned on the water heater again. He had two 20 minute baths yesterday which wasted a whole tub of hot water. I know that he's dirty and stinks because he doesn't buy toilet paper and can't wipe properly because of that, but fuck man, you're going to dissolve if you keep it up like this, worse yet, our already high-ish bills are going to get even higher, and we're the ones who pay two thirds of them you greedy little fucker.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #32547 on: May 24, 2013, 01:07:31 pm »

So the annoying roommate has turned on the water heater again. He had two 20 minute baths yesterday which wasted a whole tub of hot water. I know that he's dirty and stinks because he doesn't buy toilet paper and can't wipe properly because of that, but fuck man, you're going to dissolve if you keep it up like this, worse yet, our already high-ish bills are going to get even higher, and we're the ones who pay two thirds of them you greedy little fucker.

Have you talked to him about this?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #32548 on: May 24, 2013, 01:13:24 pm »

In this age, the court sealing it at age 18 is meaningless as the information will already have been downloaded into a dozen databases for use in future extortion attempts by corporations that publish criminal records and mugshots, but for a "reasonable fee they will delete their copy (but not the copies they have sold to a dozen shell corporations with the same MO).
Do you realize you sound like a conspiracy theorist? Seriously.


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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #32549 on: May 24, 2013, 01:18:06 pm »

So the annoying roommate has turned on the water heater again. He had two 20 minute baths yesterday which wasted a whole tub of hot water. I know that he's dirty and stinks because he doesn't buy toilet paper and can't wipe properly because of that, but fuck man, you're going to dissolve if you keep it up like this, worse yet, our already high-ish bills are going to get even higher, and we're the ones who pay two thirds of them you greedy little fucker.
You have bath.

Why are you complaining D:? Just kill the guy and be done with it.
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