I'm not sure where to put this so ....
Evidently, some of my clients (read, the local regulars in the jail along with several other people I've represented criminally) are beginning to know my car.
Let me explain, the following:
1.) I do not look who else is driving around me.
2.) I scream on a hand's free device (phone) at people. This combination is hilarious, because I'm yelling at some guy to stay off the god damn drugs and go to his rehab classes, cause if he doesn't it's jail and I'll visit him in there but I'm getting sick of going for him again.
Nobody else can hear this though, so it looks like I'm insane and talking to myself/screaming to myself. I don't notice people driving next to me as far as the people in the car. I get that there's a car next to me, just don't notice/care who is driving it. I must look like some nutjob in a suit and tie screaming to everybody else driving around me.
Granted, this is exactly what I am, but I like to imagine there's some legitimacy to it.
"God damn it no. NOOOOOO no no no nno nonononon0oo. Get. Your. Ass. In. Rehab. Or. It will. Be. In jail! Come on damn it, I got you outta all this shit and you're gonna tell me you won't go to a class? A class or 12? You gonna tell me that you like the jail food that much? It ain't that great I've had it! Just go to the F#@%ing classes! I got you driving privileges specifically so you could go to the class while we.... NO I don't care that she's being a bitch, GET YOUR ASS THERE. I WILL COME DOWN THERE AND SCREAM AT YOU IN PERSON SO I DON'T HAVE TO SEE YOU IN JAIL AGAIN. So of a ...."
I can just imagine how this must look to people in traffic around me.