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[Xantalos]

YOU GROW A MAGMA BEARD OF COURSE

[Putnam]

Man, you people are late on this I've known about it since a day before it happened!

[Devling]

Man, you people are late on this I've known about it since a day before it happened!

Hipster Putnam.

Goddam it.

[ChairmanPoo]

I've been having blood dyscrasias in the ER  by the dozen, as some kind of strange omen of me rejoining my dept.

[Gentlefish]

Pufferfish
You reach for the door and turn the handle. You hear an ominous rumbling noise, then a crash as the door flies open and an avalanche of Terrences emerges, washing you backwards, down the stairs and into the lobby. You scream for help as you float through the front door and out into the street. Terrences are pouring from every open window and doorway on the street, and several buildings explode from the internal pressure as the amount of multiplying Terrences reaches critical mass, sending chunks of debris soaring in every direction. The original Terrence rises from your shoulder, crawling atop your head and squealing a mighty battle cry. You tread Terrences, struggling desperately to stay afloat amidst the roiling sea of flesh.

This. It was a joke, given, but I didn't know that at the time.

[Akura]

For some reason, I'm feeling less of a need to sleep lately. I'm going to bed later and waking up and reaching a higher state of alertness faster. It might have something to do with the fact that it's really bright outside around 5:00AM these days.

[Lightningfalcon]

For some reason, I'm feeling less of a need to sleep lately. I'm going to bed later and waking up and reaching a higher state of alertness faster. It might have something to do with the fact that it's really bright outside around 5:00AM these days.

Opposite with me.  I get home from school, and I immediately want to go to sleep.  At five.  I'll still be tired when I wake up at 6:30 the next day.  I remember the days when I could sleep at 1 and wake up at 5 without a problem. 

[Ogdibus]

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[Ameablable]

That sounds absolutely delicious.

[The Darkling Wolf]

Cold-meat pies are the best variety.

[Ogdibus]

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[Frumple]

Biting into a pie you're unsure of the contents...

... you're a braver soul than me. Or maybe just yet to have bit into some really terrible pie. I'll definitely accept unknown pie, but I poke it a bit to see what's in it before I eat it or pass it on to some other poor soul. There's no real telling if what's inside is actually dead or not, after all. I like my consumptive indulgences to be immobile, and preferably deceased. Or is that deceased and preferably immobile? One of the two, anyway.

[AlleeCat]

So this just sort of... happened.

[OREOSOME]

Something is up with youtube on my computer. I'm getting audio from the pages, but no video. And my usual workaround of using Youtuberepeat is also not working as I hoped.

[Sirus]

So this just sort of... happened.

What game is that, out of curiosity?