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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14944022 times)

Akura

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #31170 on: April 28, 2013, 09:12:42 am »

Who ya gonna call?! Catsplosion!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #31171 on: April 28, 2013, 09:58:59 am »

I may have found someone that genuinely enjoys farming simulator 2012. He's a kid in my class, and he helps his grandfather who is a farmer.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #31172 on: April 28, 2013, 10:09:52 am »

In my experience the assholes just learned that psychologically tormenting their victims is both more effective and less likely to result in punishment than beating them up.
Yeah this.

Wouldn't the smarter one's have been doing that anyway? I think it's more likely the violent ones had no other choice, and at a guess aren't particularly good at it. It's not just my lot that would jump at the chance of confronting a bully, is it?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #31173 on: April 28, 2013, 10:37:49 am »

I just won an inane argument by virtue of having the best* ad hummus. Glorious, glorious victory.

The victory still feels rather dirty though.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #31174 on: April 28, 2013, 10:50:30 am »

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The victory still feels rather dirty though

Well I've always said hummus tasted like dirt.

I certainly wouldn't want to win an argument based on making the best pile of dirt.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #31175 on: April 28, 2013, 10:53:02 am »

I certainly wouldn't want to win an argument based on making the best pile of dirt.

What if it was an argument about who could make the best pile of dirt?  How else would you win it?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #31176 on: April 28, 2013, 11:20:21 am »

I certainly wouldn't want to win an argument based on making the best pile of dirt.
SalmonGod's analogy is rather apt. There comes a point where you realize all others have abandoned reason and communication in favour of making metaphors involving poo and bums and simply wish for it all to end.
That's when you pull out the hummus.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #31178 on: April 28, 2013, 02:36:07 pm »

*  Prepares his ears for Descan's squeels.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #31180 on: April 28, 2013, 02:39:13 pm »

Dat face.  :o
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #31181 on: April 28, 2013, 02:48:46 pm »

knock on my door, a man hands me a fresh trout....

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« Reply #31182 on: April 28, 2013, 02:53:05 pm »

knock on my door, a man hands me a fresh trout....
Chase after him and throw it at him!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #31183 on: April 28, 2013, 03:12:31 pm »

knock on my door, a man hands me a fresh trout....
Chase after him and throw it at him!
You must complete the ritual!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #31184 on: April 28, 2013, 03:14:55 pm »

knock on my door, a man hands me a fresh trout....
Chase after him and throw it at him!
What? No, free trout. Clean it, cook it up, have delicious fishy dinner.
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