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[SalmonGod]

Someone needs to pave the globe with asphalt

Would be a pretty miserable planet to live on in the summer.

[Bdthemag]

Someone needs to pave the globe with asphalt

Would be a pretty miserable planet to live on in the summer.

Especially if you lost your shoes.

[Aklyon]

I am beyond the suspension of disbelief at this point, Google is just trying to make all of their pages look worse and worse with every "update".

I literally do not even fucking know how to navigate this thing at all.

It is easier to use the /my_subscriptions/ page on youtube than it is to use the front page, even though the my subs page only shows you one channel at a time.

[Itnetlolor]

All things considered, at least it's not as bad as the "hand spiders" we have where I live. Made worse by the fact that they're not only big, but smart enough to know how to be stealthy. Yeah, frikkin' giant ninja spiders.

Imagine, if you will, minding your own business late at night, and then all of a sudden a spider the size of your hand decides to walk across your computer monitor while you're reading an article or responding to a post. Made worse by the fact that it now essentially has territorial immunity since you can't really just smash it with a shoe, nor spray it with Raid (and they've also built up one heck of a resistance to that stuff as well now). Now you have a screen that looks like it has been shot by a gun and you can't really do much about it until it's off the screen; unless you can spare the cash to buy a new one later.

I actually had to get over my arachnophobia in order to deal with these things around my house, since everyone else has just about chickened out dealing with them nowadays. Oddly enough, as a New Year's resolution, I might attempt to get over my arachnophobia the rest of the way, and try to capture one, instead of killing it, and spare it's life. More for myself than them. Maybe not as extreme as my example above, but at least a reasonable enough size where I don't have to resort to a bowl to capture one. I prefer to use a cup instead.

[Pray_for_Snow]

How much snow piled up in the last 30 minutes.

[612DwarfAvenue]

All things considered, at least it's not as bad as the "hand spiders" we have where I live. Made worse by the fact that they're not only big, but smart enough to know how to be stealthy. Yeah, frikkin' giant ninja spiders.

Imagine, if you will, minding your own business late at night, and then all of a sudden a spider the size of your hand decides to walk across your computer monitor while you're reading an article or responding to a post. Made worse by the fact that it now essentially has territorial immunity since you can't really just smash it with a shoe, nor spray it with Raid (and they've also built up one heck of a resistance to that stuff as well now). Now you have a screen that looks like it has been shot by a gun and you can't really do much about it until it's off the screen; unless you can spare the cash to buy a new one later.

I actually had to get over my arachnophobia in order to deal with these things around my house, since everyone else has just about chickened out dealing with them nowadays. Oddly enough, as a New Year's resolution, I might attempt to get over my arachnophobia the rest of the way, and try to capture one, instead of killing it, and spare it's life. More for myself than them. Maybe not as extreme as my example above, but at least a reasonable enough size where I don't have to resort to a bowl to capture one. I prefer to use a cup instead.

Cage it, and release it when you have intruders guests.

[Euld]

Michele Bachamann says gay people should obey the law and marry opposite sex people.  And she said this in Iowa, a state that legalized gay marriage two years ago.  /facepalmx100

Best picture of her ever:

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[userpay]

I just requested a Ponies/Gantz crossover fic on the pony boards. I am not sure whether the bigger WTF is that I did that or that it might actually happen.

...You are a horrible person... Though this reminds me that I never watched the last episode of Gantz either...

[Urist Imiknorris]

Best picture of her ever:

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Somebody should use this as an avatar.

[MaximumZero]

All things considered, at least it's not as bad as the "hand spiders" we have where I live. Made worse by the fact that they're not only big, but smart enough to know how to be stealthy. Yeah, frikkin' giant ninja spiders.

Imagine, if you will, minding your own business late at night, and then all of a sudden a spider the size of your hand decides to walk across your computer monitor while you're reading an article or responding to a post. Made worse by the fact that it now essentially has territorial immunity since you can't really just smash it with a shoe, nor spray it with Raid (and they've also built up one heck of a resistance to that stuff as well now). Now you have a screen that looks like it has been shot by a gun and you can't really do much about it until it's off the screen; unless you can spare the cash to buy a new one later.

I actually had to get over my arachnophobia in order to deal with these things around my house, since everyone else has just about chickened out dealing with them nowadays. Oddly enough, as a New Year's resolution, I might attempt to get over my arachnophobia the rest of the way, and try to capture one, instead of killing it, and spare it's life. More for myself than them. Maybe not as extreme as my example above, but at least a reasonable enough size where I don't have to resort to a bowl to capture one. I prefer to use a cup instead.

Most reasonable response: Sword them!

[ToonyMan]

I ignore them.  I must sleep with the spiders and gain their trust.  They've stopped biting me now.

[MaximumZero]

Note to self: Never move to Florida.

[Bdthemag]

I ignore them.  I must sleep with the spiders and gain their trust.  They've stopped biting me now.

Good, we have a man on the inside now.

[Loud Whispers]

I ignore them.  I must sleep with the spiders and gain their trust.  They've stopped biting me now.

Good, we have a man on the inside now.

Wait, people hate spiders?

[Darvi]

Ever since Peter Parker began his crime-fighting career.