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[Sirus]

I know it's from the UK. I take a sort of perverse pleasure in that fact

And that is quite a fine 'stache.

[RedKing]

Indeed, we need more dwarven Presidents. Strong on defense, prone to fey moods, fond of issuing impossible mandates, and easy to get rid of with a "special" bedroom in the White House.

[RedWarrior0]

To be fair, the guy does sort of look like Obama.

Then again, I highly doubt the guy also looks like SATAAAAAAN. Wasn't Satan supposed to be the most beautiful of angels? Therefore, if Satan looked like a president, he would look like the most beautiful of presidents... Now to figure out who that is

Not necessarily. Sure, he might be the most beautiful of angels, but who said that angels are at all more beautiful than humans?

[Mephansteras]

Indeed, we need more dwarven Presidents. Strong on defense, prone to fey moods, fond of issuing impossible mandates, and easy to get rid of with a "special" bedroom in the White House.

I prefer ones who have nice sensible mandates. Like 'Make 3 tables!'...sure, no problem. 'No exporting tables!'...uh, yeah, no problem. Wasn't going to export those anyway.

It'd be awesome to see a president get a Fey mood, though.

[Karnewarrior]

Indeed, we need more dwarven Presidents. Strong on defense, prone to fey moods, fond of issuing impossible mandates, and easy to get rid of with a "special" bedroom in the White House.

I prefer ones who have nice sensible mandates. Like 'Make 3 tables!'...sure, no problem. 'No exporting tables!'...uh, yeah, no problem. Wasn't going to export those anyway.

It'd be awesome to see a president get a Fey mood, though.

No exporting rose gold bars!

But sir, we don't have any rose gold bars...

Good! Then it will be difficult to export, then, won't it!

[RedWarrior0]

"No exporting Rose Gold bars!"
"The shipment is about to leave in... Thirty seconds."
"Throw the dock master in prison!"

[RedKing]

It'd be awesome to see a president get a Fey mood, though.

Obama would totally get my vote if he dragged John Boehner screaming into the nearest room, and came out with a bone table.

This is a Republican bone table. All work is of the highest quality. It menaces with spikes of liberalism. On it is an image of a donkey and a herd of elephants. The elephants are cowering. The donkey is laughing.

Barack Obama, President has become a Legendary Bone Carver.

[Sirus]

Only on Bay 12...

[MonkeyHead]

Then the Chinese rock up and tell you to stop cutting your own trees down, and to buy thiers instead.

[Mephansteras]

Then the Chinese rock up and tell you to stop cutting your own trees down, and to buy thiers instead.

Wouldn't the Canadians make more sense?

[misko27]

Perhaps he could drag Payl Ryan in there and get that Budjet we've been wanting?
"The Grand Bargain". This is human skin Budget. All Politicking is of the highest quality. It menaces with spikes of compromise. On it is a image of "Mitt" Romney and Barack Obama. Romney is cowering. Obama looks triumphant. The image relates to the thrashing of Romney in late 2012.

[Neonivek]

Then the Chinese rock up and tell you to stop cutting your own trees down, and to buy thiers instead.

Wouldn't the Canadians make more sense?

To the Canadians they feel like the Americans do that they them.

Which is kinda funny because it essentially means both the Canadians and Americans feel like the other victimises them when it comes to wood.

[Euld]

It'd be awesome to see a president get a Fey mood, though.

Obama would totally get my vote if he dragged John Boehner screaming into the nearest room, and came out with a bone table.

This is a Republican bone table. All work is of the highest quality. It menaces with spikes of liberalism. On it is an image of a donkey and a herd of elephants. The elephants are cowering. The donkey is laughing.

Barack Obama, President has become a Legendary Bone Carver.

This made my day.  Thank you.

[Karnewarrior]

Then the Chinese rock up and tell you to stop cutting your own trees down, and to buy thiers instead.

Wouldn't the Canadians make more sense?

To the Canadians they feel like the Americans do that they them.

Which is kinda funny because it essentially means both the Canadians and Americans feel like the other victimises them when it comes to wood.

When in reality both America and Canada depend on each other to get wood.

Canada gives America wood. America gives Canada wood. it's a cycle.

[RedKing]

Canada gives America wood. America gives Canada wood. it's a cycle.

I'll never hear "Oh Canada!" the same way again.