I... never had the urge to stand behind someone being completely silent and not doing anything whatsoever o_O
... But. It's so much fun.
Speaking as an inhabitant of a nation that last lost one in bringing your nation into existance Hans (BRIGHT RED COATS - all the better for standing in long straight lines), I feel the need to point out your nations shoddy win/loss record in conflict... especially where we didnt do the softening up of the enemy for the best part of a decade first.
Well, yeah. My nation was defeated wholesale by the American colonists you assholes dumped here, mostly by their nasty small pocks (Thanks again Europe) and uncivilized, inefficient, but frightening firearms.
Oh, wait. You mean USA? I don't consider any nation that believes smoking one plant is fine and dandy as long as you stuff it full of carcinogens, but smoking another plant that makes you feel funny is A EVIL EVIL CRIME is 'my nation' thanks very much.
Speaking as an inhabitant of a nation that last lost one in bringing your nation into existance Hans (BRIGHT RED COATS - all the better for standing in long straight lines), I feel the need to point out your nations shoddy win/loss record in conflict... especially where we didnt do the softening up of the enemy for the best part of a decade first.
The newborn USA only defeated the British in the War of American Independence because of:
A. George Washington make some good (read: lucky) decisions.
B. On Christmas Day at one point, God LITERALLY just made the Hessians completely retarded for like, two hours.
C. They stopped fighting in that ridiculous, 'Line up in a bunch of long ass lines, like the ancient greeks did, then shoot at those other guys. Then let them shoot at us, because we're good sports.' crap, and started fighting like the Native Americans did. That is, pop up out of the bushes, shoot someone in the knee, and run like hell.
D. The French had a hateboner the size of other, smaller, less hateful European countries for the British and just wanted to do absolutely whatever they could to totally fuck the Brits over.
The United States of America only exists because the British were too stupid, too unlucky, and too hated to defeat a bunch of backwater rednecks that they outgunned, outmanned, outmaneuvered, and outsmarted.
The sarcasm I cannot convey with this comment is as immense and infinite as time itself, but... Thanks. Thanks a lot, Britain.
Also, the whole, 'letting you soften up the enemy so then we can swoop in and defeat them' thing. Well.
Stratagem Three: Kill with a borrowed Knife. For note: This is mostly in fun. In reality, I've got tremendous respect for the United Kingdoms and Europe in general.
Also of note, I am indeed of Native American ancestry, my great grandmother was a full Sioux Indian on my father's side, and on my mother's side, her grandfather was one fourth Blackfoot or something like that.
america never lost a war i can't hear you lalala
Vietnam, Korean war (?), various 'peacekeeping efforts', Desert Storm was hardly a non-political success... Oh, the War on Drugs, the War on Terror...