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[Scelly9]

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[FearfulJesuit]

Max, you've accidentally moved into the largest BDSM dungeon on earth.

[Max White]

Would not even surprise me at this point...

[Reelya]

I think one ought to consider the world these people grew up in before condemning them.  They were probably great folk for the times they lived in, if not so great by modern standards.  Ah, progress!

Richard Dawkins talks about this in this video, where the most enlightened, liberal writers of the late 19th century sound a far right as Hitler to our ears:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwz6B8BFkb4

[Xantalos]

So I'm at the library.
Do I have your attention yet? I damn well should. Library is apparently the new bandcamp, because weird shit happens here on a daily basis.

A woman comes in with her young daughter and a librarian. She wanders over to a section near where I am sitting. I hear from her daughter 'Oh horses! I love horses'. Ok, what young girl doesn't? Anyway, her mother sends her off towards junior fiction. Once she is out of ear shot, the librarian tells this woman that 'This seems to be the latest trend in erotica, it has 20 stories in it, so should last you a while'
The book she was holding was called 'Fifty bales of hay' 


WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS FUCKING SUBURB?

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You appear to be in the middle of a dirty hippie commune. What I want you to do is rip off your shirt, raise your gaze to the sky and shout the name of your savior:
SAXTON HAAAAAAAAALE

[Max White]

Xantalos, didn't you know?
I am Saxton Hale.

[Karlito]

Wow. Shame there's no ebook preview available.

Oh wait, there is! Man, this is pretty crappy erotica. Do people actually enjoy this?

[Xantalos]

Xantalos, didn't you know?
I am Saxton Hale.

Impossible! No Saxton Hale would not punch the '50 bales of hay' book into the stratosphere. And then rewrite it with his chest hairs while in midair.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

ಠ_ಠ

[Xantalos]

ಠ_ಠ

What? Not manly enough?

[Max White]

Wow. Shame there's no ebook preview available.

Oh wait, there is! Man, this is pretty crappy erotica. Do people actually enjoy this?

If you are coming into a public library to get your smut, you are either pretty lame, or have a laptop and just want the internet connection.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

ಠ_ಠ

What? Not manly enough?

Not. Referring. To. That.

[Xantalos]

ಠ_ಠ

What? Not manly enough?

Not. Referring. To. That.

Ah. Aaaaaaah.
Something else troubles you; the strained manner of speaking implied by speaking in one-word sentences clearly indicates that.

Not sure if want to know or not.

[Hanslanda]

Let's talk about something else before MSH snaps and brutally murders all the people.

[Max White]

He is clearly posting from his water closet.

Would you like to borrow keep this fork, MSH?