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[kaenneth]

Nothing! No viruses, no malware, no rootkits, no spyware! Every little issue I had yesterday seems to have magically fixed itself and I've spent the past 24 hours running various scans that found nothing!

I'm happy that my computer seems to be clean. Still WTFing over it all though.

You know that moment, where the space marines have defeated the aliens, and most of them have survived, and they are patting each other on the back, then one of them starts having chest pains?

[Sirus]

Nothing! No viruses, no malware, no rootkits, no spyware! Every little issue I had yesterday seems to have magically fixed itself and I've spent the past 24 hours running various scans that found nothing!

I'm happy that my computer seems to be clean. Still WTFing over it all though.

You know that moment, where the space marines have defeated the aliens, and most of them have survived, and they are patting each other on the back, then one of them starts having chest pains?

Don't you go tempting fate _{any more than I did, anyway.} 

[Mr Space Cat]

What's NOT scary about them? They're three times the size of the largest human, they climb in your windows putting guns and freedom everywhere, they're immune to sarcasm and oh gods why do they eat everything ;-;

Huh. Where'd that stereotype come from?

I'm the most sarcastic person I know.

[SomeStupidGuy]

What's NOT scary about them? They're three times the size of the largest human, they climb in your windows putting guns and freedom everywhere, they're immune to sarcasm and oh gods why do they eat everything ;-;

Huh. Where'd that stereotype come from?

I'm the most sarcastic person I know.

Same here. Of course, everything else is completely and utterly true.

[Kadzar]

What's NOT scary about them? They're three times the size of the largest human, they climb in your windows putting guns and freedom everywhere, they're immune to sarcasm and oh gods why do they eat everything ;-;

If Americans are so big, how do they fit through your windows? Your story is full of holes, LW. Holes big enough for a fat American to climb through.

[Knight of Fools]

I just looked at my arm, and there was a vein or something sticking out on my bicep. I poked it and it freaking melted back into my skin like it had never existed.

wtf.

[Frumple]

What's NOT scary about them? They're three times the size of the largest human, they climb in your windows putting guns and freedom everywhere, they're immune to sarcasm and oh gods why do they eat everything ;-;

If Americans are so big, how do they fit through your windows? Your story is full of holes, LW. Holes big enough for a fat American to climb through.

The same way Santa gets through the chimney. Thought Santa wasn't real? Not so. It's just that we Americans captured him many years ago, and now cut off pieces of him to implant into our children at birth, so that we may enter things we should have no physical right entering. Also the reason Santa is considered to no longer exist. We've got him chained up under Cheyenne Mountain, harvesting his regrowing flesh to empower our spawn.

[Blargityblarg]

I just looked at my arm, and there was a vein or something sticking out on my bicep. I poked it and it freaking melted back into my skin like it had never existed.

wtf.

Just a nerve worm, nothing to worry about, at least for the next ~15 minutes (depending on the distance between you bicep and your brain stem.)

[Xantalos]

What's NOT scary about them? They're three times the size of the largest human, they climb in your windows putting guns and freedom everywhere, they're immune to sarcasm and oh gods why do they eat everything ;-;

If Americans are so big, how do they fit through your windows? Your story is full of holes, LW. Holes big enough for a fat American to climb through.

The same way Santa gets through the chimney. Thought Santa wasn't real? Not so. It's just that we Americans captured him many years ago, and now cut off pieces of him to implant into our children at birth, so that we may enter things we should have no physical right entering. Also the reason Santa is considered to no longer exist. We've got him chained up under Cheyenne Mountain, harvesting his regrowing flesh to empower our spawn.

I though we had him - oh wait no, we got a polite Eskimo death spirit. My bad.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

You're all wrong. Americans, and in fact, the entirety of both North and South America, are myths invented by Macedonian gypsies to scare small children.

* MetalSlimeHunt vanishes in a puff of logic.

[PanH]

You're all wrong. Americans, and in fact, the entirety of both North and South America, are myths invented by Macedonian gypsies to scare small children.

* MetalSlimeHunt vanishes in a puff of logic.

America = Atlantis and drowned thousands of years ago.

[Euld]

GAH my feet smell.  They NEVER smell.

[kaenneth]

Is your nose running?

[Xantalos]

Wait so some people aren't turned on by the unknowable horrors from beyond the veil of the universe?

This changes my worldview.

...

* Xantalos  edges away from Karne

[pisskop]

I walked on on a friend watching 'Bible of Black'. . .

With a red face and extortion from me he told me a quick synopsis.  I am quite confused still.

1)  Form a female cliche.
2)  Find a magic book.
3)  Kidnap a guy.  Perform ritual-sex/rape.
4)  Make him a demon.
5)  Steal his wanker.
6)  In a bout of true penis envy, grow one of your own.
7)  ?? ?? ??
8.) 

Am I missing something?  Or should I just call him next time; instead of his roomie?