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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 14475798 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #2610 on: November 16, 2011, 01:21:30 pm »

Sounds like a fun virus. How do I get my school infected?
I'm pretty sure Tvlinks.eu gave me it, or at least one of the ads or side sites it has.

EDIT: I... Windows media player just opened up and started playing a random video show about some bearded tech guy I've never heard of. I don't even use WMP! What the hell?

This is... insane. Impossible, even. Someone's hacking me bad here.

I'm running malware bytes now, 2 infected results so far. Whatever's causing this is just beyond words. It can't stop me from running things, but it can misdirect my google search results, open up and play random shit in my browser, and other crazy shit.

Next time something visible happens agan I'll put up a Screenie.

EDIT: Malwarebytes has failed, I may have to actually call in EXPERTS for this.

WAT.

That is awesome in a horrific manner of speaking.

Beats the hell out of my friend's CPU overload virus that fries your motherboard. o_O

I feel like purposely finding that virus just to infect public computers, lmao.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #2611 on: November 16, 2011, 01:33:18 pm »

I just got a random popup for twitter:
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FYI I don't even use IE. At any rate it seems like whoever is hacking me is trying to get into my personal stuff so I think I'll just end this here.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #2612 on: November 16, 2011, 01:45:39 pm »

Throw away your computer, smash your window, ask insurance company for a new one.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #2613 on: November 16, 2011, 03:22:27 pm »

« Last Edit: November 16, 2011, 03:46:21 pm by Demonic Spoon »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #2614 on: November 16, 2011, 03:36:54 pm »

How much do you think it would be to hire the NSA to devirus your computer?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #2615 on: November 16, 2011, 03:42:17 pm »

There are antivirus programs you can run off a disk or flash drive. They won't activate any of the data the virus might be attached to since they'll be running separately from the hard disk drive, allowing them to run without virus or system interference.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #2617 on: November 16, 2011, 04:44:18 pm »

It's 76F outside. In mid-November.
By Friday night, we'll be cold enough for snow.

WTF NATURE?

EDIT: And by next Monday it'll be back up to 70F. whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

My sinuses have sent me notice that they intend to vacate my skull.

Indiana does that temperature swing in two days.  It'll drop 40 degrees in one day, and rise back up the next.  This is why our roads are always broken.  That, and I'm pretty sure our city planners intentionally do things in the most inefficient manner possible.

The worst ever was that time I went out running really early in the morning when it was in the low 50's.  I was gone for like 4 hours, and when I got back it was in the low 90's and I was near collapsing from the sudden heat.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #2618 on: November 16, 2011, 04:46:36 pm »

How much do you think it would be to hire the NSA to devirus your computer?
I'm not sure, but I know you can apply to work for the NSA at their website.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #2619 on: November 16, 2011, 05:30:35 pm »

I thought up a couple jokes today,

Have you heard the one about Dorian Gray? Man, that never gets old.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #2620 on: November 17, 2011, 02:35:18 am »

Beezlebub himself fears the Bagger 288!

Thank you. This has made my day.  :D

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« Reply #2621 on: November 17, 2011, 02:35:56 am »

Daughter...still awake...WHYYYYYY!?
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« Reply #2622 on: November 17, 2011, 07:01:58 pm »

Update on the evil virus thing:

Me: I got my computer back from the comp people yay yay ya-
Voice from Computer: Hello I'm adam from techtalk and today we're going to talk about this new iphone touch that etc. etc. etc
Me: NO NO NO NOT AGAIN! WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN? I DON'T UNDERSTAAAAND!


The computer techs at my college couldn't totally get rid of the virus apparently, although they did fix the problem with my fan which was nice of them but that's besides the point. This basically means I'm going to have to reformat my hard-drive, wiping it totally clean in order to purge the slender-virus from my computer. Dammit I knew I had a external hard drive around here somewhere...
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« Reply #2623 on: November 17, 2011, 07:03:32 pm »

Have you checked the Processes tab in Task Manager for anything odd?
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« Reply #2624 on: November 17, 2011, 07:48:41 pm »

Get Process explorer and run that. It gives much more detail.
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