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[Scoops Novel]

Do not allow the dwarf to live. This is too cruel a world by half.

[Heron TSG]

Sweet bajeezus, MSH. Half an hour? It takes about 90 seconds for me to trim mine from two days. (Though admittedly I just let about a third of it just grow out.)

[RedWarrior0]

My facial hair just will not quit. I can't even use an electric razor anymore, because it takes a half-hour to take down two days of growth now. I swear, it's enough to make me think I have an extra Y chromosome in there somewhere.

Well, we know you'll become a dwarf eventually before you come back into the past (present) to facepunch people.

[misko27]

XYY is a actual disease though. look it up.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Sweet bajeezus, MSH. Half an hour? It takes about 90 seconds for me to trim mine from two days. (Though admittedly I just let about a third of it just grow out.)

30 minutes is with an electric. Manually is faster, but not by too much. Mind you that I have some difficulties with the process. For one thing, I can't get a good look at the right side of my neck, while the left side is for some reason extremely difficult to actually shave successfully. Electric or manual, I always get razor burn on the left side. It is utterly inexplicable.

XYY is a actual disease though. look it up.

It isn't a disease. It doesn't even really do anything besides accelerate the growth rate, and it wouldn't actually make me grow hair faster even if I did have it (which is possible, but unlikely).

[misko27]

Syndrome, words, specifics, all annoying.

[OREOSOME]

Wait. If XX Is female and XY is Male, then what the heck is YY?

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Dead. You can't live without an X chromosome.

[Fenrir]

So you can’t live without a little woman in you?

Or something.

[misko27]

So you can’t live without a little woman in you?

Or something.

First. it would require getting a Y chromosome from your mom somehow.

XXY is called Klinefelter's Syndrome.
 
 

[Urist Imiknorris]

So you can’t live without a little woman in you?

Or something.

I'm half female on my mother's side.

[Fenrir]

I suppose being quoted makes up for making a joke too stupid to be recognized as a joke.

So you can’t live without a little woman in you?

Or something.

I'm half female on my mother's side.

Does being Half-Female grant—yikes. I can either be clear and say “gender bonuses?”, an obvious reference to racial bonuses in RPGs, or I can be precise and say “sex bonuses?” and be completely misunderstood. Life is full of hard choices.

[OREOSOME]

I suppose being quoted makes up for making a joke too stupid to be recognized as a joke.

So you can’t live without a little woman in you?

Or something.

I'm half female on my mother's side.

Does being Half-Female grant—yikes. I can either be clear and say “gender bonuses?”, an obvious reference to racial bonuses in RPGs, or I can be precise and say “sex bonuses?” and be completely misunderstood. Life is full of hard choices.

My friend tried to introduce that sort of thing in our D&D campaigns. For ETHNICITY, for Gygax's sake! That is also something I am now WTFing about, now that I've been reminded of it.

[Heron TSG]

Ooh, more templates to stack on one character.

"I'll be playing a half male, half giant, half orc, half dragon, half male half-elf. Kobold sorcerer, of course."

[OREOSOME]

No, I mean as in Black, white, Asian, etc. It was incredibly racist, not to mention the fact that he would likely veto the creation of a character if it was a girl. I mean, sure women didn't have many rights in real life, but that wasn't real life!