My WTF of ther day is one of the biggest I've had in the while. It's a dream.
A dream that involves My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. I've never watched an episode, never will, I've never watched or read any fanworks and only taken cursory looks at art and memes involving it. I've had enough assotiation with Bronies to make this somewhat understandable, though still pretty odd.
The grey one, Derpy Hooves I think is her name, had some kind of weird dart board that was red and green and if you hit a red spot you vanished from the dream in that weird dream way of knowing that they weren't just disappearing, it was negative somehow and really kind of creepy. Presumably they were dying(?!). There was a little pixie pony(?) that was consistantly in the way and always deflected shots away from the green areas and into the red, making a steady stream of "guest Ponies" appear(?). Why the main cast wasn't used, I've not the fucking slightest clue.
There was a conversation in the foreground I forget, but I do remember all dialogue was done in Japanese(?) except it wasn't Japanese(??), it was English that my dreambrain understood as Japanese(???) and understood what was being said regardless. I don't speak Japanese.
Even weirder was that that wasn't the focus of the dream. The focus was on a conversation a bit away about how the Danish word for Oil Well was redundant somehow(?) and should be replaced.
Then the credits came up(????????????).
Credits. My dream had credits. Like, flash animation credits. A static artwork screen of some of the guest ponies bowing, complete with an explanation that I remember why the conversation about the Danish word for Oil Well (I literally don't speak a single word of Danish so I don't even know what word that is) was relevant and to my weird-ass freaky dreambrain it made sense.
Then it pulled out and revealed I was watching it on a drive in theatre screen, then my dog barked several times in very rapid succession and I woke up.
What. The. FUCK.