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[FearfulJesuit]

I have discovered the exploits of a man named Christian Weston Chandler.

Why, for the love of all that is holy, would a god who created the men and women who discovered set theory, wrote symphonies, painted masterpieces, and wrote the great books of the ages also, in that very same species, place upon this earth such a man? I have no answer to this question. But it is truly terrifying.

Did you stumble upon CWCki?

Yep.

[pisskop]

And This. . . in a bemusing way.

[The Darkling Wolf]

At least as good as the original.

[RedWarrior0]

Something to do with Canada.

You guys spawned Bieber.

NOT MY FAULT
I actually thought he was American when I first heard him (actually, I thought it was a girl singing) but enough of that. Beiber was probably created by anti-Canadian rebels. Not the French though. Even they wouldn't do that.

Then how do you explain Celine Dion? Or Nickelback?

Face it, Canadians should not be allowed to play music.

[miauw62]

I figured it out!
While browsing /dog/, trying to make sure i had seen every one, i clicked something called actual.exe.
It downloaded, i scanned it. A few scans turn up no virus. Running it turns up that it's not a valid executable.

I open it in Notepad++

Code: [Select]

MZNULNULTEGNULNUL Or something like that.

When i scroll down, i see html.
Meanwhile, somebody in #bay12lb already ran it as an html file.
Turns out it's a macromeme page with a missing image (as in, there is an image, but the url is http://www.folkingmetal.com/pickors/ with NUL at the end of it. So it links nowhere) and gibberish on top and bottom.

Damn, that was fun.

E:
Just found out that http://www.folkingmetal.com/pickors/ contains some .ptx files too. (Power points.) Something about vlogs. And elks.

Am i seriously digging in the random stuff of whoever made macromeme?

E2:
Wow, there is loads of weird shit in here. when you remove the /pickors/ it's an unused wordpress domain. It's all still "Hello world!".

[Darvi]

Face it, Canadians should not be allowed to play music.

Case in point: Scott Pilgrim.

[The Darkling Wolf]

Something to do with Canada.

You guys spawned Bieber.

NOT MY FAULT
I actually thought he was American when I first heard him (actually, I thought it was a girl singing) but enough of that. Beiber was probably created by anti-Canadian rebels. Not the French though. Even they wouldn't do that.

Then how do you explain Celine Dion? Or Nickelback?

Face it, Canadians should not be allowed to play music.

But. Renard.
Which may be a point against, depending on musical tastes.

[RedKing]

Working on an agent's machine and he has a photo where the Mexican cartels had stitched somebody's fucking face to a soccer ball and left it on a post as a warning.

I'd heard of some incidents like that, but it's a whole 'nother level to see it. Gonna go look at some fuzzy kitten pictures now. 

[Darvi]

Gonna go look at some fuzzy kitten pictures now. 

[RedKing]

Gonna go look at some fuzzy kitten pictures now. 

GAAAH...all I can think of is how their heads look ball-like. 

[Sirus]

OHGOD RedKing, why'd you have to say that D:

[FearfulJesuit]

Conservapedia on extraterrestrial geology:

"NASA's MESSENGER probe today found ice on the planet Mercury. Enough ice, in fact, to bury Washington, DC in two and a half miles of ice. But where did it come from? The best answer is that it came from Earth during the Great Flood."


 

[Darvi]

I can think of five things that are demonstrably wrong in that post.

Four if you define "the best answer" as "the answer that Schlafly likes best".

[Sirus]

That's downright sane for Conservapedia. At least they aren't claiming that other planets are a Satanic liberal myth.

[pisskop]

Im actually being told this page does not exist...  link

Spoiler: extraneous (click to show/hide)

And conservopedia is so conservative they sniff their own asses to collect the extra calories.  I seriously thought it was a joke the first time I stumbled across them